Merry Christmas!

[Bradley Guire]

****ter was full!

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[Chef2]

A chef family Christmas tradition, then watching my mother shreek in horror during the Bing Crosby/Danny ****ing Kaye scene, while all the grandkids giggle about him saying the f-word.

 

[kingcreole]

You couldn't hear a dump truck passing through a nitroglycerin plant.

 

[Care Bear]

Is your house on fire, Clark?

 

[JackReacher]

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

Also, Obama just signed an Executive Order giving the Federal Govt off Monday, instead of everyone working a half-day. Merry Christmas, indeed.

 

[kingcreole]

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

Also, Obama just signed an Executive Order giving the Federal Govt off Monday, instead of everyone working a half-day. Merry Christmas, indeed.

This is the first year in I don't know how long where I haven't had to work Christmas Eve or Day. While the immediate financial future of our country isn't sitting on my shoulders, it is a pretty nice feeling.

 

[Cosmo]

I'm working both Christmas Eve and Day, but I'll be in Florida where it's supposed to be a good 40 degrees warmer than where I am right now, so I'll take the tradeoff.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

Christmas 1987. Pats were practicing for a December 28 Monday nighter against the Dolphins in Dodgertown. Mark Blaudschun of the Globe and myself, only two reporters there, were pointedly not invited to organizational dinner. We had dinner together in the Vero Beach Holiday in, where, in our late '30s, we lowered the median age of the crowd by about eight years.
Hint for diners: Never ask to see the wine list at a Holiday Inn.

 

[Vombatus]

Christmas is coming soon, so I want to tell you now: Merry Christmas!

First post, Sarah?

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

 

[Captain Obvious]

It's people who make a difference... little people, like yourselves.

 

[Care Bear]

Clark: "So, when did you get the tenement on wheels?"
Eddie: "Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?"
Clark: "Yeah, it looks so nice parked in the driveway."
Eddie: "Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."

 

[expendable]

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

 

[Colton]

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

My favorite among the many great lines in this classic!

 

[KJIM]

Busted out "It's a Wonderful Life" today.

Still love that movie.

 

[Versatile]

Busted out "It's a Wonderful Life" today.

Still love that movie.

It's wonderful. I really enjoyed this essay on the movie's view of morality: http://avc.lu/Tlijff

 

[expendable]

Ralphie as Adult:Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.



Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.
Frank Cross: Did you try staples?

 

[User 1019]

Merry Christmas, folks.

 

[murphyc]

Clark, that's the gift that keeps giving the whole year long.
That it is, Edward. That it is indeed.

On a more serious note Marry Christmas everyone. May the day be blessed for each of you.

 

[Tom Petty]

 

[TigerVols]

Christmas morning, when the annual question is raised: Is Ralphie's mom the original trophy wife?