Men's bodies found buried in Gary manure pile

[YankeeFan]

Talk about a redundancy:

The bodies of two unidentified men were discovered Sunday buried in a 15-foot-tall pile of manure at a small horse farm in Gary.

A man who kept horses at the stable noticed an arm sticking out of the massive pile of manure around 10 a.m. Sunday and called police, said Gary Det. Cpl. Mike Barnes.

Police unearthed the body and used a backhoe to sift through the steaming mound of composting manure in search of other remains, eventually finding the second body, Barnes said.

"It was the biggest pile of (manure) I have ever seen," Barnes said. "They've been putting it back there for years."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-report-2-bodies-found-buried-in-manure-pile-in-gary-20110424,0,1465551.story

 

[YGBFKM]

Damnit, I was all excited to post, "Gary manure pile" is redundant.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

It could have been worse.

they could have been buried in Gary.

 

[HanSenSE]

Not another "Back to the Future" flim ...

 

[Bubbler]

It could have been worse.

they could have been buried in Gary.

It could have been even worse than that.

They could have been alive in Gary.

 

[Liut]

Thank for the chuckles, fellas. I needed them. Funny takes.

 

[Machine Head]

It could have been worse.

they could have been buried in Gary.

It could have been even worse than that.

They could have been alive in Gary.

 

[Steak Snabler]

The Gary horse farmers ... who fell into a pile of **** ... and came out dead on the other side.

 

[Ace]

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the two Gary guys found buried in the pile of horse crap were just sight-seeing.

 

[YankeeFan]

Upon hearing about this story, local residents of Gary are now inquiring to see if there's now vacancy in the pile of horse ****.

 

[YGBFKM]

Sadly, Hammond might be worse.

 

[Ace]

I used to think that people from Gary were full of ****.

But it appears that **** is full of people from Gary.

 

[YankeeFan]

Somebody in Gary has a horse that needs to learn to chew its food better.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the two Gary guys found buried in the pile of horse crap were just sight-seeing.

 

[YankeeFan]

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the two Gary guys found buried in the pile of horse crap were just sight-seeing.

They were trying to get away from the bad smell.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Been wracking my brain to come up with a Jackson 5 joke, but I got nothin' ...

 

[Armchair_QB]

This place never disappoints.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Been wracking my brain to come up with a Jackson 5 joke, but I got nothin' ...

Maybe those two dudes were a couple of bad apples.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the two Gary guys found buried in the pile of horse crap were just sight-seeing.

This whole third deserves an ovation.

 

[Ace]

Been wracking my brain to come up with a Jackson 5 joke, but I got nothin' ...

Maybe those two dudes were a couple of bad horse apples.