Meet the lovely Beatrice, Princess of York

[ifilus]

Princess Beatrice of York -- daughter of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York -- was photographed on her way out of a SoHo club in London Saturday night with vomit on her cheek. The 18-year-old reportedly had run up a £5,000 ($10,000) booze bill before she left the tavern.

 

[Chi City 81]

Re: Meet the lovely Princess Beatrice of York

Ewww. She looks like she's been flogged repeatedly by a 13-inch rubber *****.

 

[Oz]

Re: Meet the lovely Princess Beatrice of York

Yikes.

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Re: Meet the lovely Princess Beatrice of York

Ack! She's got Stuey Scott syndrome. And check out the guy behind her...totally paralyzed by what he just saw.

 

[Mayfly]

I would have to drink $10,000 worth of alcohol to make her look good with that photo.

 

[friend of a friend]

She has to be seeing quadruple with those eyes.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

Of course, she cleans up nicely when she's not drunk off her ass.

 

[Chi City 81]

It's amazing what airbrushing can do.

 

[friend of a friend]

It's amazing how much better a woman looks when she doesn't have vomit on her face.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

It's amazing how much better a woman looks when she doesn't have vomit on her face.

Some people actually like the vomit.
I'm not one of them...
I'm just sayin'...

 

[friend of a friend]

Of course, when you're growing up and the papers are calling your mom "the Duchess of Pork," I'd probably have a drinking problem, too.

 

[westcoastvol]

John Elway ****ed Fergie...who knew?

 

[Football_Bat]

That girl may be tore up to holy hell ... but she's got a set of chompers, no doubt about it. Who says Brits have bad teeth?

 

[Melodious Thunk]

I'm a much bigger fan of Princess Madeleine of Sweden.

 

[leo1]

I'm a much bigger fan of Princess Madeleine of Sweden.

damn! wow!

 

[Jones]

I'm a much bigger fan of Princess Madeleine of Sweden.

I'd like to be the pea under her mattress.*



*No idea what this means.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

I'm a much bigger fan of Princess Madeleine of Sweden.

I'd like to pee on her mattress.*



*I'm sick.

Fixed. 8)

 

[Football_Bat]

I'm a much bigger fan of Princess Madeleine of Sweden.

I'd like to be the pea under her mattress.*



*No idea what this means.

This is why Jones, as the wordsmith laureate of the Commonwealth, is the king.

 

[Ace]

This thread is worthless without a Starman ruling.

 

[Football_Bat]

I think you mean Spaceman.