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Jones said:
That pie thread was great.

Just as an experiment, squeeze the McRib patty really tightly with one hand. All this red juice will pour out, and you'll be left with a tiny white husk in your palm that looks an awful lot like a used piece of bumwad. I have no idea what's in one of those things, but it sure ain't meat. It's paper and cherry Kool-Aid, I'm guessing.
That is fantastic. The McRib will go down as one of my all-time favorite sandwiches. I've never eaten one and never will -- I roll with the filet-o-fish or double cheeseburger -- but on name alone it's still a great sandwich in the history of fast-food sandwiches. Speaking of filet-o-fish, the fisherman's filet from Hardee's was good back in the day.




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Bruce Leroy said:
Jones said:
That pie thread was great.

Just as an experiment, squeeze the McRib patty really tightly with one hand. All this red juice will pour out, and you'll be left with a tiny white husk in your palm that looks an awful lot like a used piece of bumwad. I have no idea what's in one of those things, but it sure ain't meat. It's paper and cherry Kool-Aid, I'm guessing.
That is fantastic. The McRib will go down as one of my all-time favorite sandwiches. I've never eaten one and never will -- I roll with the filet-o-fish or double cheeseburger -- but on name alone it's still a great sandwich in the history of fast-food sandwiches. Speaking of filet-o-fish, the fisherman's filet from Hardee's was good back in the day.




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And whatever the **** that was might go down as the most annoying ****ing post in the history of sj ... sans boots or JVD or RoKsKi of course.
 
I enjoy fast food. I also love ribs.

The McRib was the most putrid thing I have ever tasted. The initial taste caused a gag reflex so forceful that I chunked before actually swallowing anything during that fateful meal.

Not a fan.
 
I don't think I've ever had a McRib. I certainly don't intend to now.

Up in Maine, they serve lobster roll sandwiches at McDonald's. I'm not sure if there's real lobster meat in 'em or not, though I'm sure it'd have to be. Then again, not being on speaking terms with my mother kind of prevents me from verifying the lobster meat content in those sandwiches.
 
BigSleeper said:
I haven't been to a fast-food place in a while, but McRib sandwich is a tempting reason to return. Sure, I'm sick. But those kicked ass.

simpson-ribwich.jpg

"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"
 
Bruce Leroy said:
Jones said:
That pie thread was great.

Just as an experiment, squeeze the McRib patty really tightly with one hand. All this red juice will pour out, and you'll be left with a tiny white husk in your palm that looks an awful lot like a used piece of bumwad. I have no idea what's in one of those things, but it sure ain't meat. It's paper and cherry Kool-Aid, I'm guessing.
That is fantastic. The McRib will go down as one of my all-time favorite sandwiches. I've never eaten one and never will -- I roll with the filet-o-fish or double cheeseburger -- but on name alone it's still a great sandwich in the history of fast-food sandwiches. Speaking of filet-o-fish, the fisherman's filet from Hardee's was good back in the day.




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WTF was that?
 
dooley_womack1 said:
Bruce Leroy said:
Jones said:
That pie thread was great.

Just as an experiment, squeeze the McRib patty really tightly with one hand. All this red juice will pour out, and you'll be left with a tiny white husk in your palm that looks an awful lot like a used piece of bumwad. I have no idea what's in one of those things, but it sure ain't meat. It's paper and cherry Kool-Aid, I'm guessing.
That is fantastic. The McRib will go down as one of my all-time favorite sandwiches. I've never eaten one and never will -- I roll with the filet-o-fish or double cheeseburger -- but on name alone it's still a great sandwich in the history of fast-food sandwiches. Speaking of filet-o-fish, the fisherman's filet from Hardee's was good back in the day.




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WTF was that?
I googled fisherman's filet to make sure I was thinking of the right sandwich from Hardee's back in the day. Whatever reference I found was on a site that had that crazy warning on it. Being schlerboed at the time, I found the warning funny. I really have no clue what the f it is either.
 
So is it true that the McRib is back in all McDonald's?? I can't find confirmation anywhere online.
 
forever_town said:
I don't think I've ever had a McRib. I certainly don't intend to now.

Up in Maine, they serve lobster roll sandwiches at McDonald's. I'm not sure if there's real lobster meat in 'em or not, though I'm sure it'd have to be. Then again, not being on speaking terms with my mother kind of prevents me from verifying the lobster meat content in those sandwiches.

That's still my favorite McDonald's sandwich. Incredible (at least it was back in 1997).
 
mike311gd said:
forever_town said:
I don't think I've ever had a McRib. I certainly don't intend to now.

Up in Maine, they serve lobster roll sandwiches at McDonald's. I'm not sure if there's real lobster meat in 'em or not, though I'm sure it'd have to be. Then again, not being on speaking terms with my mother kind of prevents me from verifying the lobster meat content in those sandwiches.

That's still my favorite McDonald's sandwich. Incredible (at least it was back in 1997).

I think the McRib I had last week was actually made in 1997. Does it take 7 years to digest?
 
nmmetsfan said:
mike311gd said:
forever_town said:
I don't think I've ever had a McRib. I certainly don't intend to now.

Up in Maine, they serve lobster roll sandwiches at McDonald's. I'm not sure if there's real lobster meat in 'em or not, though I'm sure it'd have to be. Then again, not being on speaking terms with my mother kind of prevents me from verifying the lobster meat content in those sandwiches.

That's still my favorite McDonald's sandwich. Incredible (at least it was back in 1997).

I think the McRib I had last week was actually made in 1997. Does it take 7 years to digest?

Probably. I don't think I've ever had a McRib, but I've definitely had knock-offs, and I'm a fan. I love processed (or fake) meat. I like it a whole lot more than steak.
 
mike311gd said:
nmmetsfan said:
mike311gd said:
forever_town said:
I don't think I've ever had a McRib. I certainly don't intend to now.

Up in Maine, they serve lobster roll sandwiches at McDonald's. I'm not sure if there's real lobster meat in 'em or not, though I'm sure it'd have to be. Then again, not being on speaking terms with my mother kind of prevents me from verifying the lobster meat content in those sandwiches.

That's still my favorite McDonald's sandwich. Incredible (at least it was back in 1997).

I think the McRib I had last week was actually made in 1997. Does it take 7 years to digest?

Probably. I don't think I've ever had a McRib, but I've definitely had knock-offs, and I'm a fan. I love processed (or fake) meat. I like it a whole lot more than steak.

Preppy ... *sigh*
 
Ooh maybe I'll buy some filets today. I figured out how to pan-cook them (no grill here) and I have some corn too.
 
Big Buckin' agate_monkey said:
mike311gd said:
nmmetsfan said:
mike311gd said:
forever_town said:
I don't think I've ever had a McRib. I certainly don't intend to now.

Up in Maine, they serve lobster roll sandwiches at McDonald's. I'm not sure if there's real lobster meat in 'em or not, though I'm sure it'd have to be. Then again, not being on speaking terms with my mother kind of prevents me from verifying the lobster meat content in those sandwiches.

That's still my favorite McDonald's sandwich. Incredible (at least it was back in 1997).

I think the McRib I had last week was actually made in 1997. Does it take 7 years to digest?

Probably. I don't think I've ever had a McRib, but I've definitely had knock-offs, and I'm a fan. I love processed (or fake) meat. I like it a whole lot more than steak.

Preppy ... *sigh*

Sweet. I'm another rung lower on the King's ladder.
 
mike311gd said:
forever_town said:
I don't think I've ever had a McRib. I certainly don't intend to now.

Up in Maine, they serve lobster roll sandwiches at McDonald's. I'm not sure if there's real lobster meat in 'em or not, though I'm sure it'd have to be. Then again, not being on speaking terms with my mother kind of prevents me from verifying the lobster meat content in those sandwiches.

That's still my favorite McDonald's sandwich. Incredible (at least it was back in 1997).

The McRib or the lobster roll?
 
mike311gd said:
Probably. I don't think I've ever had a McRib, but I've definitely had knock-offs, and I'm a fan. I love processed (or fake) meat. I like it a whole lot more than steak.

Judging by that, f_t, I'd go lobster roll.

I'm vehemently against ordering seafood from McDonald's. It's like ordering one of those pizzas from Subway or any other foodstuff outside of their normal realm. I'll stick with what you specialize in, thank you very much.
 
imjustagirl said:
mike311gd said:
Probably. I don't think I've ever had a McRib, but I've definitely had knock-offs, and I'm a fan. I love processed (or fake) meat. I like it a whole lot more than steak.

Judging by that, f_t, I'd go lobster roll.

I'm vehemently against ordering seafood from McDonald's. It's like ordering one of those pizzas from Subway or any other foodstuff outside of their normal realm. I'll stick with what you specialize in, thank you very much.

Not even a salad from Burger King?
 

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