McCarver + Buck = DOPES!

[TheSportsPredictor]

Look at these clowns on PTI standing under a giant umbrella at Jacobs Field while tons of people walk slowly behind them without a care in the world.

Know why?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT RAINING IN CLEVELAND!!!

It's 65 degrees, not sunny, but there's no rain right now and very little in the forecast. It's going to turn out to be a fine night. ****ing drama queen FOX dicks.

 

[poindexter]

It's okay, TSP. We won't think any less of your dump of a city if it does rain tonight.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Well, now it's raining, AND HARD!

 

[jgmacg]

Do you have any idea what Fox spends annually on McCarver's hair? Do you? Clearly you do not.

 

[hockeybeat]

I'd rather listen to Joe Buck and Tim McCarver than Chip Caray.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

They are good announcers. Just put down the umbrella, brella, brella.

Rain is gone again.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd rather listen to Carl Lewis sing the National Anthem than listen to Chip Caray.

 

[slappy4428]

I'd rather listen to Carl Lewis sing the National Anthem than listen to Chip Caray.

 

[Cousin Jeffrey]

Did anyone else hear Joe Morgan on the radio, waxing eloquently about someone, "It's like that old saying about a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get." Then he went on, seriously, with this metaphor until Jon Miller started making fun of him. Morgan had no idea that was from Forrest Gump.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd rather listen to Carl Lewis sing the National Anthem than listen to Chip Caray.

At least Charlie -- whooping or not -- is on that clip to soften the blow to the drums.

 

[Boobie Miles]

The thing I was thinking is that Buck's arm was going to get really tired. It might not seem like much but to hold an umbrella straight up in the same arm and not move it all for five minutes is pretty tough. Every time they cut back to him I was hoping he'd switch arms or hand it to McCarver because I just knew it had to be killing him, but he wouldn't do it. At about the one minute mark I started to think he must be some sort of machine, although before I could finish the thought he flipped the umbrella over his shoulder in some sort of act about how it wasn't raining that bad when everyone knew the real reason was because his arm was throbbing. The best part was McCarver immediately picked up the umbrella and held it for the rest of the interview.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

The thing I was thinking is that Buck's arm was going to get really tired. It might not seem like much but to hold an umbrella straight up in the same arm and not move it all for five minutes is pretty tough. Every time they cut back to him I was hoping he'd switch arms or hand it to McCarver because I just knew it had to be killing him, but he wouldn't do it. At about the one minute mark I started to think he must be some sort of machine, although before I could finish the thought he flipped the umbrella over his shoulder in some sort of act about how it wasn't raining that bad when everyone knew the real reason was because his arm was throbbing. The best part was McCarver immediately picked up the umbrella and held it for the rest of the interview.

Color Zack Mayo unimpressed.

 

[Satchel Pooch]

For as **** upon as Fox News is for it's outlook on life, I really have to applaud Fox for being extremely fair during this series, even though to subliminally root for the Sox would be the easy thing to do. McCarver isn't nearly as annoying as years past, either.

 

[Angola!]

For as **** upon as Fox News is for it's outlook on life, I really have to applaud Fox for being extremely fair during this series, even though to subliminally root for the Sox would be the easy thing to do. McCarver isn't nearly as annoying as years past, either.

Seriously, you Indians fans are killing me right now. McCarver and Buck are clearly rooting for the Red Sox and they are not any better, it is just because your team is in the games. You guys must be so happy the Indians are about to go to the World Series that you have brainwashed yourself into thinking McCarver and Buck are good at what they do.

 

[Clever username]

It just occurred to me that I have no idea who won the game.

 

[mike311gd]

Blue Jays.

 

[Clever username]

Rickey Henderson steal any bases?

 

[Hammer Pants]

"Baseball was invented in Denver."
- Chip Caray

 

[mike311gd]

Rickey Henderson steal any bases?

Just three. But Robby Alomar hit a two-run triple in the eighth.

 

[Clever username]

Rickey Henderson steal any bases?

Just three. But Robby Alomar hit a two-run triple in the eighth.

I trust Tom Henke earned the save?