Mary-Kate's off the hook

[pressboxer]

I know I'll rest easier because of this


Feds drop Ledger drug probe

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080807/ap_on_en_ot/heath_ledger

 

[TwoGloves]

Now, can somebody buy her a sandwich and some decent clothes?

 

[slappy4428]

I thought Guy Fieri assessed a date with her....

 

[zeke12]

I thought Guy Fieri assessed a date with her....

Congratulations, dude.

That's the first Guy Fieri joke. Evar.

 

[slappy4428]

I thought Guy Fieri assessed a date with her....

Congratulations, dude.

That's the first Guy Fieri joke. Evar.

And appropriate too, since Slappyland is all about breaking new ground.

 

[zeke12]

You know how I know you're listening to Coldplay?

 

[slappy4428]

You know how I know you're listening to Coldplay?

How... since I'm not.

 

[Rosie]

Slappyland?

:

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I thought Guy Fieri assessed a date with her....

Congratulations, dude.

That's the first Guy Fieri joke. Evar.

And appropriate too, since Slappyland is all about breaking new ground.

... which is much better than breaking new wind. At least for those around you.

 

[thegrifter]

Few have gotten so ugly so fast as the Olsen twins. though, I never thought they were hot, anyway, they're almost fugly now.

 

[micropolitan guy]

No jail could have held her. She'd just slip out inbetween the bars.

 

[Songbird]

She's also, well, off the hook.

Love the Olsen girls.

 

[mike311gd]

Few have gotten so ugly so fast as the Olsen twins. though, I never thought they were hot, anyway, they're almost fugly now.

They really didn't have a whole lot of time to "get hot," to be fair -- at least not openly for most.

I actually had this conversation on Saturday with my friend. Go back and watch clips from the first season, and you'll see the ugliest set of babies you've ever seen -- chunky, pushed-in face, bad hair, etc., though, obviously, through no fault of her own. Then Michelle turns into a really cute little girl around Season 3 and stays that way for the next five years.

And after a series of made-for-TV movies and the like, they transformed into disgusting, alien-like figures, basking in all the attention they could get, listening to the vibrations of people saying, "I can't wait until they turn 18." So they load their faces with enough make-up to put a dent in even their bank accounts, drug it up and quit eating. And there they are: Completely revolting (to me, at least).

They're probably still very pretty women. It's just hiding behind all the cosmetics and substance abuse and malnutrition through the years.

 

[User 1019]

Damn. She'd have made pretty good bait.