Marriage is a sacred institution: the Elizabeth Taylor version

[gingerbread]

Nine times, this one to a lad nearly 30 years younger. Mazel tov Liz!
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/09/2010-04-09_ninth_times_a_charm_dame_elizabeth_taylor_78_engaged_to_jason_winters_49.html

 

[imjustagirl]

Holy crap. I got on Twitter tonight, and @fuggirls (gofugyourself.celebuzz.com, my favorite blog in the world) said "I was off the internet for like five hours and Liz Taylor got engaged again."

I thought she was kidding. Shows what I know!

 

[slappy4428]

Keenan Thompson from SNL is 49? He was on the Steve Harvey show just a few years ago...

 

[Bubbler]

Wow. Why didn't this poor unfortunate just save a lot of time and revulsion and go **** Mammoth Cave instead?

It's equally old, partially wet, and as well-explored as what he's getting now.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I just threw up my innards in my mouth a little

 

[ucacm]

Nine Time! Nine Time! Nine Time! Nine Time! Nine Time! Nine Time! Nine Time! Nine Time! Nine Time!