Manny headlines?

[UPChip]

"Just Manny being ... guilty"

 

[dragonfly]

It's kind of hard to know what the newspaper headlines are anymore because everyone runs different web headlines in order to drive traffic.

 

[jlee]

It's kind of hard to know what the newspaper headlines are anymore because everyone runs different web headlines in order to drive traffic.

Hence asking a message board full of journalists.

My suggestion: "Manny doping Manny?"
We used: "Manny Busted"
Good call by my SE, I think.

 

[Small Town Guy]

New York Post: Girlie Manny

 

[Hustle]

I'm no headline writer, so this isn't anything great probably.

Big cutout of Manny as the CP. Story header: 'Manny banned 50 games'

Main headline: It was my fault, but it wasn't

 

[Rasputin]

Manny being A-Rod?

 

[HejiraHenry]

New York Post: Girlie Manny

I like that.

 

[Walter Burns]

Manny being ban-nied

 

[fishwrapper]

We thought of that one linked to above...
"Mannie being Annie"
We had a few other fun ones that would never see print, but my favorite was:
"No balls, one strike"

 

[johnminko]

New meaning to Mannywood

 

[Football_Bat]

ROASTED NUTS!