"Malicious Fecal Distribution"

Batman · Jul 23, 2013

Serial pooper keeps striking some poor *******'s house in Albuquerque. Most every weekend, she -- yes, she -- goes for a jog and drops a deuce in his alleyway.

http://www.koat.com/news/man-runner-defecates-next-to-my-house/-/9154100/21031108/-/q8on5b/-/index.html

The first time was Easter Sunday. The woman jogged near his home, made a turn, heading toward an alley nearby and did her business, the man said.
"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.
The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he's captured the event on a security camera.
He's hoping KOAT's story about the unusual visitor gets her attention and forces her to stop.
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.