Make Mine Decaf!

[Fenian_Bastard]

I have never hesitated so long to post a link in my life.
http://news.aol.com/health/article/coffee-can-shrink-breasts-study-finds/218657?icid=100214839x1211806181x1200746497

 

[friend of a friend]

 

[KG]

Can I please get a steady IV of coffee?

 

[sportschick]

Can I please get a steady IV of coffee?

I've drunk over a pot of coffee a day since I was 12. I think this study is full of ****. Either that or I should look like Pamela Lee, only with natural boobs.

 

[ink-stained wretch]

Love these studies!!!!

Oh, btw, how many were in the study? How long did it last? What was the age and ethnic breakdowns? Did age and/or ethnicity have role in the results? But I could go on forever.

The s-chick said it all more eloquently.

 

[Flash]

Can I please get a steady IV of coffee?

I've drunk over a pot of coffee a day since I was 12. I think this study is full of ****. Either that or I should look like Pamela Lee, only with natural boobs.

Yeah, but you are short, so you prove one study about coffee.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Can I please get a steady IV of coffee?

NO!

 

[forever_town]

Maybe they'll make Kristi Lee Cook's boobs tastier for Ramiele.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Nah, I think the cream would taste better without the coffee.

 

[forever_town]

I don't know how tasty it would be. She'd be eating boobs, after all.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Well, this isn't some Andes plane crash movie, so the eating wouldn't be so literal.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

 

[Chef]

It should be illegal......illegal I tell you.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I knew this would end well.

 

[Lieslntx]

Well, ****. NOW they tell me. I've been drinking several cups a day for years.

Damn the luck.

 

[HC]

It's trash. I drink gallons of coffee and, as those who've met me can attest, it has not had this effect on me.

 

[KG]

If anyone finds anything that really shrinks, I'll pay money for the secret.

 

[Lieslntx]

Well, it has had that effect on me! Dammit!

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'll pay for the information's suppression.

 

[Flash]

Universal health care system = free breast reduction surgery.

Vote Obama.