LVPD vs. Jose Canseco

[Inky_Wretch]

Well, this is all odd.

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/5/22/4356082/jose-canseco-something-involving-rape-happening-or-maybe-not

 

[HanSenSE]

Roid rage?

Definitely deserves its own category.

 

[spikechiquet]

Canseco. Vegas. Drug. Women.

What could go wrong?

 

[Football_Bat]

On the case.

 

[TigerVols]

Was Mario Lopez with him?

 

[Quiet Man]

"Subsequently, he tweeted pictures and the phone number of the supposed accuser..."

Terrific.

 

[Armchair_QB]

This didn't prevent Canseco from making his debut with the independent Fort Worth Cats tonight against a team managed by his brother.

http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/mlb/texas-rangers/story/Jose-Canseco-brings-his-act-to-Fort-Wort?blockID=904955&feedID=3742

 

[Riptide]

This didn't prevent Canseco from making his debut with the independent Fort Worth Cats tonight against a team managed by his brother.

http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/mlb/texas-rangers/story/Jose-Canseco-brings-his-act-to-Fort-Wort?blockID=904955&feedID=3742

"You guy have to realize one thing: I don't have to rape a woman," Canseco said. "I think it's ridiculous. We're putting together polygraph examinations and trust in me, the truth will always come out. And when I do these polygraphs, it's almost laughable for an individual to say I raped them and drugged them at the same time."

Jose still knows how to talk ****. And what are the odds that he's juiced again?

 

[Riptide]

"I could've cleaned up the game in three months by myself because I'm the one who basically educated everybody and became successful in using steroids in the point in time. I would've gone to every club and said, 'Guys, it's over. Stop it right now. That's it, we know what we're talking about, it's got to end.' I could've cleaned the game by myself but Major League Baseball decided to do what? Use me as an example and get me out of the game to send a direct message to the players."

 

[Bubbler]

The side effects of working out with JDV are virulent and long-lasting.

 

[Beef03]

The side effects of working out with JDV are virulent and long-lasting.

Any day with a JDV reference is a good day.

Waiting for some conspiracy the-world-is-out-to-get-me theory to be pushed by Canseco

 

[NDJournalist]

Canseco passed his polygraph, so I doubt he'll be charged with anything.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Canseco passed his polygraph, so I doubt he'll be charged with anything.

I doubt if the Las Vegas cops give a tinker's damn about a polygraph test conducted in Dallas.