Lust Rites: Priest busted in graveyard with hooker

[Songbird]

Headstones are better than headboards, anyway.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/06/boston-area-priest-busted-with-a-prostitute-in-a-graveyard/

 

[poindexter]

I am always impressed by those rare opportunities when priests are with women.

 

[Vombatus]

At least the hooker wasn't 12 and male.

 

[The Big Ragu]

From the Archdiocese statement:

"The Archdiocese of Boston today announced that Rev. Monsignor Arthur M. Coyle has taken a voluntary administrative leave from his assignment, as a result of his arrest on charges related to sexual misconduct involving an adult."

 

[Songbird]

So you're saying he may have pulled a Runkle?

 

[Football_Bat]

From the Archdiocese statement:

"The Archdiocese of Boston today announced that Rev. Monsignor Arthur M. Coyle has taken a voluntary administrative leave from his assignment, as a result of his arrest on charges related to sexual misconduct involving an adult."

Wouldn't be surprised if the archdiocese printed the bolded part in 72-point.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

At least the hooker wasn't 12 and male.

This.

 

[cyclingwriter]

From the Archdiocese statement:

"The Archdiocese of Boston today announced that Rev. Monsignor Arthur M. Coyle has taken a voluntary administrative leave from his assignment, as a result of his arrest on charges related to sexual misconduct involving an adult."

Wouldn't be surprised if the archdiocese printed the bolded part in 72-point.

Wouldn't be surprised if the p.r. guy said "whew" when he was told it was an adult.

 

[DanOregon]

You always have to get the name of the dog who was saved, the brand of beer the victim was drinking and the gender of the hooker. Journalism 101.

 

[heyabbott]

From the Archdiocese statement:

"The Archdiocese of Boston today announced that Rev. Monsignor Arthur M. Coyle has taken a voluntary administrative leave from his assignment, as a result of his arrest on charges related to sexual misconduct involving an adult."

Wouldn't be surprised if the archdiocese printed the bolded part in 72-point.

Wouldn't be surprised if the p.r. guy said "whew" when he was told it was an adult.

Best news from the Catholic Church since the Pope Mobile

 

[Riptide]

Maybe the hooker looked like a young Ralph Macchio.

 

[Beef03]

This is my question, collar or no collar for priests when they go out picking up prostitutes? Does the collar add to the excitement of it, as a reminder of the sinful acts they are taking part in, or are they wanting to go as incognito as much as possible. Also, does the collar give you a discount, in exchange for, say, one year less in purgatory for the prostitute?

 

[Sea Bass]

Maybe the hooker looked like a young Ralph Macchio.

Excellent.

 

[EStreetJoe]

This thread is useless without a picture of the alleged hooker.

 

[Songbird]

Thought that was answered.

 

[Armchair_QB]

You always have to get the name of the dog who was saved, the brand of beer the victim was drinking and the gender of the hooker. Journalism 101.

Words to live by.