Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car

[Inky_Wretch]

Not a joke.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gIBMSg84BTrpERd7N-A9K8s6DGtgD9FI0HPO0

 

[93Devil]

He will be fine in three days.

 

[Gator]

He should really cross on the water, not on the street. It's much safer.

 

[cranberry]

Whoever hit him should save the grill with an imprint of his face. It could become a valuable artifact someday. Or he could just sell it on e-bay.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Are you saying Jesus was almost finished on that grill?

 

[fossywriter8]

HOLY TEBOW!

 

[Baron Scicluna]

So he can't hit a curveball, but he can get hit by a car?

 

[OnTheRiver]

Peter denies being behind the wheel.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Is Erin Esurance his Mary Magdelene?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Printdust is ready to shoot up a post office.

 

[andyouare?]

If Tebow was hit by a car, I'd hate to see the car.

Also:
http://jacksonville.com/sports/football/2010-05-05/story/tim-tebows-denver-broncos-jersey-leads-nfl-sales-april

Tim Tebow's Denver Broncos jersey leads NFL sales for April

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Jesus built my hot rod.

 

[CitizenTino]

Surprised He didn't tweet about this.

twitter.com/jesus

(FYI: Worth the click just to see the stuff from April 1-4.)

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

He will be fine in three days.

Strong candidate for post of the year. Well done.

 

[leo1]

If Tebow was hit by a car, I'd hate to see the car.

Also:
http://jacksonville.com/sports/football/2010-05-05/story/tim-tebows-denver-broncos-jersey-leads-nfl-sales-april

Tim Tebow's Denver Broncos jersey leads NFL sales for April

it's those ****ing gators

 

[Beef03]

He will be fine in three days.

Strong candidate for post of the year. Well done.

I agree, that was well played.

 

[Bubbler]

Jesus Just Left Chic- owwww!

 

[Batman]

He's been nailed before, but never quite like this.
And in fairness to the young woman who hit him, it was almost unavoidable. He was standing in a pack of 13 guys on a street corner and his buddy Judas pushed him into traffic as he reached down to pick a couple of quarters up off the ground.

 

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

Did that young woman shout "You!" when she hit him?

 

[beardpuller]

Printdust is ready to shoot up a post office.

Bet me to this. Very good.

Also, what the driver actually yelled was : "Jesus Christ, get out of the street."