Yellow is the best color, but I prefer purple. ... That Dave Righetti is a pretty good pitcher, isn't he? ... Something tells me we'll be hearing about this bin Laden guy for a while. ... Why can't you get a Shamrock Shake in November? ... How do they get the cream in the middle of a Twinkie? ... Mark my words. This bobblehead craze will be the biggest thing since the Cabbage Patch Kids. ... One of these days, that Steinbrenner fellow is going to go insane. ... For my money, nobody makes me laugh quite as hard as Carrot Top. ... You can tell I'm paranoid because I wear both a belt and suspenders. ... Remember when you had to stand up and walk to the TV to change the channel? Those were the good ol' days.