Lap Dance Death

[Drip]

Old timers, let's be careful out there.
http://now.msn.com/living/0517-lap-dance-death.aspx?fb_ref=scptmf&fb_source=home_multiline

 

[bigpern23]

"According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive."

Now THAT's an obit line.

 

[cranberry]

Motorboat develop a leak?

 

[Drip]

Like Richard Pryor said, he came and went at the same time. Can't argue with that.

 

[Killick]

Can't believe this hasn't been noted yet, but... well, here goes:

At least he died doing what he loved.

 

[Bamadog]

Maybe he got rubbed the wrong way. ;D

 

[ColdCat]

in lieu of flowers, please donate to Bambi's scholarship fund, one dollar at a time

 

[cjericho]

wasn't there a guy who sued an adult entertainer after getting hit with her breast?

 

[bigpern23]

in lieu of flowers, please donate to Bambi's scholarship fund, one dollar at a time

That's quality.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

wasn't there a guy who sued an adult entertainer after getting hit with her breast?

One of my good friends suffered a black eye from getting hit by a huge one at, of all places, my bachelor party. But he didn't sue.

 

[bigpern23]

A black eye, blue balls and no green in your wallet is no way to leave a strip club, son.

 

[Batman]

"According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive."

Now THAT's an obit line.

Knowing strip clubs, they probably took the money out of his wallet before calling the paramedics.

 

[Drip]

A black eye, blue balls and no green in your wallet is no way to leave a strip club, son.

I understand the blue balls and no green but where does the black eye come from?

 

[bigpern23]

The post above it.

 

[Ace]

Can't believe this hasn't been noted yet, but... well, here goes:

At least he died paying to pretend he was doing what he loved.

 

[Ace]

Lap dances don't kill people. Not having the money to pay for lap dances kills people.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

It could have been worse.

He could have died while watching the Cubs.

 

[HanSenSE]

A black eye, blue balls and no green in your wallet is no way to leave a strip club, son.

Brings new meaning to "a killer rack."

 

[cjericho]

wasn't there a guy who sued an adult entertainer after getting hit with her breast?

One of my good friends suffered a black eye from getting hit by a huge one at, of all places, my bachelor party. But he didn't sue.

Did he at least get free hand relief.

 

[heyabbott]

He was good in the beginning, but then he died