Lady Doritos

[TheSportsPredictor]

The ladies can pig out like the guys now, because these new lady Doritos will allow them to do so quietly amd without making disgusting displays of themselves like men. Then men will still like them.

Doritos launch 'lady-friendly' crisps with quieter crunch | Daily Mail Online

 

[Dick Whitman]

Mrs. Whitman gripes about the crunch of my chips. Then I have to listen to her infernal apples.

 

[Slacker]

Doritos launch 'lady-friendly' crisps with quieter crunch | Daily Mail Online

The new product will even come in different packs - so they can fit in handbags more easily.

 

[QYFW]

Lady Doritos sounds like an awful euphemism.

 

[Vombatus]

Lady Doritos sounds like an awful euphemism.

Miniature taco shells?

 

[TyWebb]

Lady Doritos sounds like an awful euphemism.

You misspelled "awesome."

Lacey Underall has some truly great Lady Doritos, and tonight she's going to hear about it.

 

[cranberry]

Anyone else here remember Steve Martin's line about Virginia Slims (a cigarette marketed for women back in the late '60s with such clever slogans as, "You've come a long way, baby!): What do they have, little breasts on them?

 

[typefitter]

Lady Doritos sounds like an awful euphemism.

I went to the latest Latin American pop star, but the mind goes where it goes.

 

[micropolitan guy]

What man could resist Taco -flavored Lady Doritos?

 

[jr/shotglass]

Mrs. Whitman gripes about the crunch of my chips. Then I have to listen to her infernal apples.

Hate that. Just because you're making "healthier" noise doesn't place you on an evolutionary pedestal.

But I'm afraid Lady Doritos makes me think of this ...

 

[Big Circus]

Thought this was about Ali Larter. There's still time for it to be.

 

[ChrisLong]

Thought this was about Ali Larter. There's still time for it to be.

You meant Ali Landry, but it's a push in my book.

 

[Big Circus]

I did mean Ali Landry.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Could have been Greg Landry, but I don't think the commercial would have held up as well.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

Could have been Greg Landry, but I don't think the commercial would have held up as well.

If it was Tom, no one under 30 would have gotten it.

 

[Vombatus]

If it was Tom, no one under 30 would have gotten it.

And everyone would have stabbed they're eyeballs out.

 

[expendable]

You meant Ali Landry, but it's a push in my book.

She made me want to buy Doritos.

 

[ChrisLong]

I consciously looked for movies she was in and TV shows she was in. She was Miss America, I think. Or first runner-up or something.

 

[Vombatus]

She made me want to buy Doritos.

I wonder if she made @exmediahack buy a Laz-E-Boy years ago.

The investment paid off!

 

[Spartan Squad]

I wonder if she made @exmediahack buy a Laz-E-Boy years ago.

The investment paid off!

Frabreeze has to be making a killing off of exmedia and his Laz-E-Boy antics heroics