Jose Canseco's finger falls off

[Neutral Corner]

...while playing poker. I guess I'll never make a fiction writer, because I could never make this stuff up.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/jose-canseco-s-reattached-finger-falls-off-during-poker-tournament-023512402.html

 

[Vombatus]

*******, saw the photo. He should have had John Wayne Bobbitt's surgeon reattach it.

 

[spikechiquet]

Seems useless to reattach only that. No wonder it fell off.

 

[Batman]

Talk about a losing hand.

 

[bigpern23]

The one time you'd rather lose a hand than flop the nuts.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

The most badass thing a person could do in that situation is calmly push it to the middle of the table and say "I'm all in."