Joke o the day

[Chef]

Old grizzled ex-Marine walks into a nice whorehouse in Boston.........says fix me up with a *****......madam gets to talking to him, asks him, "When was the last time you had sex?"

Marine says "1958".........madam fixes him up, says everything is on the house.........45 minutes later, marine comes back downstairs, madam asks him, "See, now don't you feel better?"

Marine says, "Hell, it ain't no big deal, it's just 2030."

 

[alleyallen]

Did you blow bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town and wants your number.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Old grizzled ex-Marine walks into a nice whorehouse in Boston.........says fix me up with a *****......madam gets to talking to him, asks him, "When was the last time you had sex?"

Marine says "1958".........madam fixes him up, says everything is on the house.........45 minutes later, marine comes back downstairs, madam asks him, "See, now don't you feel better?"

Marine says, "Hell, it ain't no big deal, it's just 2030."

Good joke, but there's a small problem there... there's only 32 minutes between 1958 and 2030. So there's no way he could have come down 45 minutes later.

 

[alleyallen]

Old grizzled ex-Marine walks into a nice whorehouse in Boston.........says fix me up with a *****......madam gets to talking to him, asks him, "When was the last time you had sex?"

Marine says "1958".........madam fixes him up, says everything is on the house.........45 minutes later, marine comes back downstairs, madam asks him, "See, now don't you feel better?"

Marine says, "Hell, it ain't no big deal, it's just 2030."

Good joke, but there's a small problem there... there's only 32 minutes between 1958 and 2030. So there's no way he could have come down 45 minutes later.

D'oh!