Jimmy Swaggart (whose teams did not wilt in the postseason)

[DanielSimpsonDay]

https://apnews.com/article/jimmy-swaggart-dies-obituary-ae4b9f551dc141cc820437ab7c194766

 

[Matt1735]

May he rot in hell.

 

[DanOregon]

Damn, I was just going to send him $5. My bad.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

He was still alive?

 

[Cosmo]

Incredible work on the thread title

 

[FileNotFound]

Learned just about everything I needed to know about crisis communication from living in the city where the Assemblies of God world headquarters is located during the late 1980s. It was a near-daily barrage of sheer iniquity. Rot in hell, Swaggart.

 

[maumann]

Well, I guess he can finally confirm the girls all look prettier at closing time, especially if you have a big ... stack of dollar bills.

 

[Driftwood]

Well, I guess he can finally confirm the girls all look prettier at closing time, especially if you have a big ... stack of dollar bills.

Maybe he's about to find out about Great Balls of Fire.

 

[Driftwood]

Kenneth Copeland ... come on down.

 

[micropolitan guy]

God must have needed another lying, cheating, perverted swindler.

 

[swingline]

Well, I guess he can finally confirm the girls all look prettier at closing time, especially if you have a big ... stack of dollar bills.

They all begin to look like movie stars.

 

[Here me roar]

I hope he spends an eternity with his balls on fire.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I guess God needed a punchline.

 

[maumann]

God must have needed another lying, cheating, perverted swindler.

Hopefully there's a group rate discount.

 

[dixiehack]

I’ll still claim it as a case of nominative determinism. He did indeed have swagger and a great deal of showmanship. Those are great qualities to have in many career feels and absolutely terrible in the one he chose.

Next.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

All I can say is my grandmother lived to 95 and she was a Swaggart P1 to the very end.