Jesus Is My Sweeper

[Fenian_Bastard]

This is going to be a huge mess at a state school.
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/aztecs/20061108-9999-lz1s8fivedism.html

 

[JR]

Well, assuming the kids are telling the truth and there's not another agenda, they should nail those coaches asses to the wall.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I bet the Apostle Paul would be a wicked good defender....John the Baptist has a ton of talent, but would be a much better goalie if he didn't spend all of his time eating the insects he found on the field.......

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

St. Stephen showed he wasn't much of a goalie during his tryout.

 

[zeke12]

Jesus might as well play soccer, because everyone knows he can't hit the curveball.

 

[Chi City 81]

Jesus might as well play soccer, because everyone knows he can't hit the curveball.

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curvaball?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Bend it like JESUS!

 

[JR]

Maybe they were booted off the team because they wouldn't wear the appropriate lapel pin.

 

[zeke12]

Sheeee-it.

Drop a deuce on Christ, he'll flail around up there like a much lesser deity.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Jesus might as well play soccer, because everyone knows he can't hit the curveball.

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curvaball?

I wonder why he can't hit the curveball? (Hell, table for one, please.....)

 

[poindexter]

Not much interest in the religion aspect. Can someone find out more details about their myspace postings?

http://goaztecs.cstv.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/young_ashley00.html
http://goaztecs.cstv.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/dacostamuniz_adora00.html
http://goaztecs.cstv.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/mello_jen00.html

 

[hockeybeat]

Jesus was a terrible hockey player. He was always nailed to the boards...

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I bet the Apostle Paul would be a wicked good defender....John the Baptist has a ton of talent, but would be a much better goalie if he didn't spend all of his time eating the insects he found on the field.......

Unfortunately, due to an injury, John The Baptist's header was never the same.

 

[zeke12]

I bet the Apostle Paul would be a wicked good defender....John the Baptist has a ton of talent, but would be a much better goalie if he didn't spend all of his time eating the insects he found on the field.......

Unfortunately, due to an injury, John The Baptist's header was never the same.

Jesus was a terrible hockey player. He was always nailed to the boards...

We're gonna have to reserve a banquet room in hell, now.

But I'm laughing...

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

I'm howling.

 

[Yawn]

Fenian, you know, one of these days, being a Christian as you once implied, you're going to intentionally post something positive about faith that might indiicate you have some. I think you're much more in to winning the approval of men than any semblance of the deity Catholics call Christ. But that's just my opinion based on your reads.

 

[Double Down]

It's a shame these ladies had to find out the hard way, but...

Nobody ****s with The Jesus!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Fenian, you know, one of these days, being a Christian as you once implied, you're going to intentionally post something positive about faith that might indiicate you have some. I think you're much more in to winning the approval of men than any semblance of the deity Catholics call Christ. But that's just my opinion based on your reads.

I waive consecutive translation here.

 

[zeke12]

I hear Job's got a hell of an eye at the dish.