I've reached a very important decision in my life

[BitterYoungMatador2]

If I ever meet that proverbial "Miss Right" and get married (LMFAO!*snort*) I'm not giving her an engagement ring. Nah, none of that hokey, traditional ****. What she'll get instead are printer toner cartridges, and since she's my dream woman, she'll love me even more because:

(a) the toner cartridges cost more than a diamond ring.
(b) the toner cartridges are more useful than the diamond ring.
(c) I'm saving her life since she too probably has a printer on her desk at home that's been dead for months.

Bumping around Office Max this week and figured I'd finally picked some up. $60?? The damn printer isn't even worth that. Why doe these things cost more than a pre-owned Oldsmobile?

 

[User 1019]

It's Bush's fault, apparently.

 

[zeke12]

Hey, three bags, aren't you the one complaining that enough is enough?

 

[ARD]

Assuming you mean ink cartridges and not toner, yeah, it is expensive:

"HP Ink Costs More Than Human Blood, Booze"

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/peripherals/hp-ink-costs-more-than-human-blood-booze-212444.php

 

[D-3 Fan]

It's Bush's fault, apparently.

No, it's Bill Gates' fault. We need more printer ink, *****.

 

[User 1019]

It's Bush's fault, apparently.

No, it's Bill Gates' fault. We need more printer ink, *****.

Now, why'd you have to go and call me a *****?

 

[Perry White]

Give away the razor, sell the blades...

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

If I ever meet that proverbial "Miss Right" and get married (LMFAO!*snort*) I'm not giving her an engagement ring. Nah, none of that hokey, traditional ****. What she'll get instead are printer toner cartridges, and since she's my dream woman, she'll love me even more because:

(a) the toner cartridges cost more than a diamond ring.
(b) the toner cartridges are more useful than the diamond ring.
(c) I'm saving her life since she too probably has a printer on her desk at home that's been dead for months.

Bumping around Office Max this week and figured I'd finally picked some up. $60?? The damn printer isn't even worth that. Why doe these things cost more than a pre-owned Oldsmobile?

And people say romance is dead.