"It's not a weasel, it's a marten!"

[Killick]

Screwiest story I've read in a while, and also arguably the best war-cry since "Remember the Alamo!"

HOQUIAM, Wash. — Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110608/ap_on_fe_st/us_dead_weasel_assault

 

[sgreenwell]

Was this man involved?

 

[Harry Doyle]

Was the man Chuck Norris?