It's hammertime!

[User 1019]

Jeez. A 17-year old Florida boy allegedly beats his parents to death with a hammer, and then throws a party.

(CNN) -- A Florida teen bludgeoned his parents to death with a hammer, stashed their bodies in a bedroom, then hosted dozens of people for a house party, police said Monday.

Tyler Hadley, 17, is in police custody, booked just before 5 p.m. Monday on two counts of second-degree murder with a weapon, according to the St. Lucie County Sheriff's website. Port St. Lucie Police spokesman Tom Nichols told reporters earlier that the teenage boy, who will be tried as an adult, was denied bond.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/18/florida.parents.killed/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

[poindexter]

Who would have ever thought Florida?

 

[Care Bear]

No jury in Florida will find him guilty.

 

[YGBFKM]

I long for the good old days, when psychos didn't have friends.

 

[holy bull]

Not trying to crawl inside the DNA of this one-celled organism, but who pulls this ****, invites 60 people over for a party, then gets "nervous" when the cops come and lamely tries to lie about where they are? It was the perfect crime. What did he have to be nervous about?

 

[Mark McGwire]

I long for the good old days, when psychos didn't have friends.

Hey, we like you fine.

 

[qtlaw]

Thought this was about Hammer Bobblehead Day at the Oakland Coliseum on 7/17!!

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_18496430?nclick_check=1

This sucks.

 

[DanOregon]

 

[Baron Scicluna]

 

[HanSenSE]

I long for the good old days, when psychos didn't have friends.

Maybe he called the Psycho Friends Network?

 

[cjericho]

think he played Can't Touch This or Too Legit To Quit at the party?

 

[PCLoadLetter]

No jury in Florida will find him guilty.

The defense: the parents accidentally drowned in their pool, but as they were dying they whacked themselves with hammers to make it look like murder.

 

[Bubbler]

Please Hammer Don't Hurt Them.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"Are they dead?"

"No, just resting. They really weren't having a very good time."

 

[Football_Bat]

Hammer Pants just kicked an elephant in the nuts.

 

[ShiptoShore]

The kid must have been auditioning for a corporate job with either Gannett or CNHI.

 

[Point of Order]

I read about this in the Pensacola News Journal today. My favorite line was the next to last graf:

Autopsies were under way, but police said they believed they died of blunt-force trauma

You don't say.