It runs in the (Spears) family...

[Deeper_Background]

Heck, JLS will probably end up making money off of the deal. (if she gives it up for adoption)

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Heck, JLS will probably end up making money off of the deal. (if she gives it up for adoption)

W.T.F!?!

 

[Write-brained]

Heck, JLS will probably end up making money off of the deal. (if she gives it up for adoption)

Somebody needs to put her up for adoption ...

 

[Appgrad05]

The Spears: Making Joe Simpson look like Father of the Year since 1981.

 

[Starman]

The arguments for compulsory sterilization pick up steam.

 

[sportschick]

Lynn Spears is full of fail when it comes to explaining to her daughters how to NOT get preggers.

 

[zeke12]

Lynn Spears is full of fail when it comes to explaining to her daughters how to NOT get preggers.

When will mothers start educating their daughters on the joys and benefits of ATM?

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Lynn Spears is full of fail when it comes to explaining to her daughters how to NOT get preggers.

When will mothers start educating their daughters on the joys and benefits of ATM?

Awesome.

 

[sportschick]

Lynn Spears is full of fail when it comes to explaining to her daughters how to NOT get preggers.

When will mothers start educating their daughters on the joys and benefits of ATM?

Not soon enough to save the Spears girls.

 

[zeke12]

This is priceless...

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex?

"I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she says.

Thanks for the heads up.

 

[lono]

Let's start the daddy pool:

K Fed
Fred Durst
Nick Saban
David Duke
Pacman Jones ...

 

[sportschick]

All too old. Gotta go younger and more teenagerish.

Ashley Simpson's boyfriend
The younger Carter boy
Hulk Hogan's son
Zac Effron (sp?)
Kim Kardashian's brother (sp)

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

This is a crime. She's 16. He's 18. Age of consent in Louisiana is 17.

http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

Good thing it's not Alabama, and not oral sex, or he'd be going to jail for at least three years!

 

[Starman]

This is priceless...

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex?

"I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she says.

Thanks for the heads up.

Maybe she can mentor underprivileged youth on the dangers of teen pregnancy.

 

[slappy4428]

This is a crime. She's 16. He's 18. Age of consent in Louisiana is 17.

http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

Good thing it's not Alabama, and not oral sex, or he'd be going to jail for at least three years!

So he's got that going for him...

 

[TyWebb]

Let's start the daddy pool:

K Fed
Fred Durst
Nick Saban
David Duke
Pacman Jones ...

Apparently, she was knocked up by someone she met AT CHURCH. Oh the sweet irony.

 

[John]

Let's start the daddy pool:

K Fed
Fred Durst
Nick Saban
David Duke
Pacman Jones ...

Apparently, she was knocked up by someone she met AT CHURCH. Oh the sweet irony.

Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.

 

[outofplace]

Let's start the daddy pool:

K Fed
Fred Durst
Nick Saban
David Duke
Pacman Jones ...

Apparently, she was knocked up by someone she met AT CHURCH. Oh the sweet irony.

We've got to pray a lot harder. (really obscure reference)

 

[EStreetJoe]

Let's just hope she remembers to wear underwear in public after she gives birth.

 

[Chi City 81]

Let's start the daddy pool:

K Fed
Fred Durst
Nick Saban
David Duke
Pacman Jones ...

Apparently, she was knocked up by someone she met AT CHURCH. Oh the sweet irony.

Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.

Let's give it up for Jackson Heights' own: Randy Watson!