Or Earl Weaver. He would have been so busy thumbing through computer printouts, he wouldn’t have had time to sneak in a half-pack of smokes in the runway.
Hysterical. Because Earl Weaver did just that in a way.
He was famous for keeping reams of note cards containing such things as individual players' averages against individual pitchers, before anyone else was doing it. The Earl is probably worshipped above all managers in baseball history by sabermetricians.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-sp.os5020aug20,0,3693060.story?coll=bal-baseball-storyutil
EDIT: To include link.