Is that you, Mr. Rooney?

[CD Boogie]

Padres pitcher allegedly tries to breaks into home through dog door, gets tased

Padres pitcher tried to break into a person's house using the doggie door. Was promptly kicked in the face and tased. Was not Ferris Bueller's house.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I have been very drunk at times in my life. I have never been "Hey, let's try to crawl into the doggie door of a stranger's house" drunk.

 

[CD Boogie]

I have been very drunk at times in my life. I have never been "Hey, let's try to crawl into the doggie door of a stranger's house" drunk.

He's lucky he didn't get shot.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Chances are, if the doggy door is big enough for you to crawl through, there might be a very large dog on the other side.

 

[Chef2]

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

He's lucky he didn't get shot.

Homeowners lucky the guy is a pitcher and not a cop. Otherwise the homeowner might have been shot.

 

[CD Boogie]

Homeowners lucky the guy is a pitcher and not a cop. Otherwise the homeowner might have been shot.

Because most cops use doggy doors? Wut?

 

[BTExpress]

Because most cops use doggy doors? Wut?

Amber Guyger.

Kind of stretching to make a joke, but that's where it comes from.

 

[CD Boogie]

Amber Guyger.

Kind of stretching to make a joke, but that's where it comes from.

 

[wicked]

Love the title. Need to watch that movie again.

 

[OscarMadison]

That scene made me a Jennifer Grey fan for life.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Thought they caught Wayne in drag at first.

 

[Scout]

I have been very drunk at times in my life. I have never been "Hey, let's try to crawl into the doggie door of a stranger's house" drunk.

Yet

 

[Chef2]

Love the title. Need to watch that movie again.

Killjoy.