Introduction

[Fly]

Instant Rod Allen Second Deck

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

@ Chef2 While not quite as gorgeous as Jesse Williams, I think he'll make the better team owner.

@MisterCreosote Can't answer that. Still my first official day here. I will say that I've watched a whole bunch of you vie for that dubious-ass crown, though.

@ChrisLong Thanks, ChrisLong! I'll run you a tab...

 

[HanSenSE]

But the big question: How far away is Lake Tahoe?

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi HanSenSE!

 

[Vombatus]

Are you familiar with the user that got nicknamed Flash?

 

[SFIND]

**** off.



Nah, not really. But odds are someone will write that to you -- completely serious -- sooner or later.

 

[Songbird]

Think Arrieta will ever pitch into the 8th again?

Yea/Nay on Jemele and Mike?

You into espresso?

Ever taken your significant other to Nassau?

 

[User 1019]

How do you feel about the back door?

 

[Vombatus]

Where is Amy? ****'s getting real!!!

 

[Starman]

Have you heard about the hot dogs in the Notre Dame press box?

 

[cjericho]

Hi QYFW!
Hella great song. I use it in some of my classes when I'm busting bubbles about who plays what kind of music.


@Vombatus Damn straight, she's not the return of Ruben.
(adjusts pronouns, checks new SJ reflection in mirror, smiles, proceeds...)

What classes? Zumba?

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Are you familiar with the user that got nicknamed Flash?

Yes, I am, Vombatus.

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi SFIND!
Looking forward to the chance to reply 'Yo Mama.' That is, should I decide to reply at all.

 

[cjericho]

Do you prefer MILF or GILF?

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi Songbird!

Arrieta? Hope so.
Jemele & Mike? Have yet to watch. I pretty much gave up The Mothership for Lent.
Espresso? I'm a tea person. Someone gave me an espresso machine once for Christmas. Thank Gawd for Kwanzaa. I regifted it.
Me and Mr. CM never got the chance to take an official honeymoon. We promised it to ourselves for our 20th anniversary, though!

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi, TBF!

An honor to meet you, sir. Thank you for all the amazing work you do.
I'm going to leave all the back doors to Boots, if it's all the same to you, though.

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Vombatus, I am sooo looking forward to meeting Amy, and Lugnuts and the other women of SJ.com

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi cjericho!

Thanks for asking. I'm more of a Mr.CMILF, to his eternal gratitude.
No to Zumba, but UJam is THE jam!

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi Starman!

I have. Y'all need better press boxes.

 

[cjericho]

This thread is reminiscent of the ask drunk __. My favorite was ask drunk Pope Dirk Benedict.