Introduction

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Greetings SJ.com!

Been a fan of this place for quite some time. Shoulda done this hella sooner. But I apparently woke up with an extra portion of chutzpah today, so here I am.

I'm grown. I'm married. I have kids and grandkids. I've had a few careers, liked all of 'em. Never had the honor of being a sports reporter, but I am a pretty avid sports fan. Really looking forward to engaging with you all.

Well, most of you... :cool:

And because I know how this works, the first round is on me!

 

[TyWebb]

Enough small talk. Are you a libtard or a facist?

Yes, those are your only two options here.

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hey TyWebb!

MWF, I'm lib. TTH are my fair and balanced fascism days. Weekends I'm a raging Contrarian because I need the rest.

 

[Chef2]

Before admittance to the club, you need to tell us a few things.
How do you feel about the designated hitter?
What is your favorite musical group?
What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
How many toes do you have?

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi Chef2!

Damn, I was really hoping the beer would have been enough.
I like the designated hitter. They're quite useful in alley fights, especially when swinging the designated bat.
In spite of my Funkadelic avatar, Earth Wind & Fire all day, every day.
Last movie I saw in a theater was Get Out. The movie before that, Get Out. The movie before that, Get Out. Still trying to climb out of the sunken place.
10 toes.

 

[CD Boogie]

10 toes.

Somebody hand him the conch.

 

[SpeedTchr]

How do you feel about ketchup?

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi SpeedTchr!

I never sit down at 5 Guys without it.

 

[Vombatus]

How far are you willing to travel for a soccer match?

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi Vombatus!

I'll go as far as I need to in my house to find the remote so I can maybe catch a couple minutes on tv. Past that, nah.

 

[Vombatus]

Good. Hey everybody, she's not the return of Ruben.

 

[QYFW]

Maggot Brain: Great song or greatest song?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi QYFW!
Hella great song. I use it in some of my classes when I'm busting bubbles about who plays what kind of music.


@Vombatus Damn straight, she's not the return of Ruben. ;)
(adjusts pronouns, checks new SJ reflection in mirror, smiles, proceeds...)

 

[Creatively Maladjusted]

Hi Baron!

I have not, but I like that about myself.

 

[Vombatus]

Hi QYFW!
Hella great song. I use it in some of my classes when I'm busting bubbles about who plays what kind of music.


@Vombatus Damn straight, she's not the return of Ruben. ;)
(adjusts pronouns, checks new SJ reflection in mirror, smiles, proceeds...)

I figured I had a 49, 49 or 2 percent chance of getting that right, depending on my guess. Sigh...

 

[Chef2]

Thoughts on Derek Jeter..........

 

[MisterCreosote]

QYFW: Big tool or biggest tool?

 

[QYFW]

QYFW: Big tool or biggest tool?

Just average. But it gets the job done.

 

[ChrisLong]

I'll take the Chimay lower right because it's next to the Duvel and I'll grab that one, too. You've passed all of my tests.