In case you were wondering: Kimmel, Silverman's publicists announce split

[Starman]

http://uk.reuters.com/article/peopleNews/idUKN1447436020080715

Uh, yeah. I know it was certainly weighing heavy on MY mind. : :

Maybe she WAS really ****ing Matt Damon. Maybe HE was.

Odds the whole thing is attention-whoring bull****: About 87%.

 

[shotglass]

Damn. And they were so made for each other.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

That sound you hear is Silverman's career plummeting.

 

[a_rosenthal]

Well, that paves the way for a Silverman/Rosenthal relationship.

 

[dargan]

You can have her.

 

[Starman]

Silverman and Cowherd are now both single. How conveeeenient. : :

That sound you hear is Silverman's career plummeting.

Now that she's separated from that wellspring of imaginative creative brilliance, Kimmel, the fall is undoubtedly bound to be sharp and swift. : :

 

[BYH]

So you're saying there's a chance...

 

[novelist_wannabe]

On the sofa, on the floor in the kitchen by the door ...

 

[DisembodiedOwlHead]

I'd look for Bill Simmons' reaction but I'm afraid it's buried in too many Karate Kid or Teen Wolf metaphors.

 

[Bubbler]

This thread demands more Starman concern.

 

[Starman]

This thread demands more Starman concern.

 

[slappy4428]

This thread demands more Starman concern.

Much better.

 

[Songbird]

so i might have someone to eat cheese with?

 

[Songbird]

so i might have someone to eat cheese with?

 

[mike311gd]

Yes and yes.

 

[BYH]

I heard she's ****ing Cynthia Rodriguez.

 

[Bubbler]

Many things have been inside her. Comedic quality is not one of them.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Sarah Muthashed. I like the sound of it.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

That sound you hear is Silverman's career plummeting.

How does something plummet from the ground floor?

 

[Idaho]

Hi Mizzou