I'm at a hipster bar

[PeteyPirate]

My bartender is wearing skinny jeans and has his hair tied back with a rubber band. I think he would like to forcibly tattoo me right now because it would mitigate the fact that I'm wearing a suit. The waitress is sitting at the bar reading the Onion and complaining that it has lost its edge. Seriously? The Onion isn't ironic enough for you? And on the other side of me, this guy is giving a dissertation on every single ****ty song by a band i've never heard of. I am drinking Blue Moon, but I do have the option of PBR in a can. The private party I'm waiting to attend can't get under way soon enough.

 

[DanOregon]

Figure a "hipster" bar would serve Blue Moon - a "microbrew" from MolsonCoors.

 

[imjustagirl]

Blue Moon is good, goddammit! I don't know anyone who thinks of it as a "microbrew." It's just on draft most places.

 

[Buck]

PBR in a can is more d-bag hipster than Blue Moon, which is just bad.
PBR in a can is so self-consciously low-brow hip and it tastes awful.

 

[YGBFKM]

You're drinking Blue Moon and wearing a suit. No room to complain.

 

[PeteyPirate]

A discussion has broken out on the groundbreaking topic of weed legalization.

 

[YGBFKM]

Find a married woman and get the hell out of there.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Hanging out at Wonderland?

 

[PeteyPirate]

You're drinking Blue Moon and wearing a suit. No room to complain.

Blue Moon is good, and I'm wearing my work uniform.

 

[YGBFKM]

Corporate sellout.

 

[Buck]

How can I tell if I'm a hipster or just hip?
I think I'm the latter, but I fear being the former.

 

[PeteyPirate]

I am certain that everyone here would not be able to survive without Craigslist.

 

[luckyducky]

I think I was at that place Saturday night. Except it was somewhat busy and I was a bit tipsy, so the hipsters didn't annoy me as much as usual.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Did the bartender commute to work on a fixed-speed bicycle with narrow handlebars?

 

[Trey Beamon]

So this is what it feels like to be a PC.

 

[zeke12]

God, I hate this for you.

 

[imjustagirl]

How can I tell if I'm a hipster or just hip?
I think I'm the latter, but I fear being the former.

If you like any of the stuff on this site:
http://www.mrhipster.com/

It's too late for you.

You can also consult this: http://www.randomhouse.com/features/urbanhipster/

Or just take this:

http://www.randomhouse.com/features/urbanhipster/quiz.html

 

[ArnoldBabar]

PBR in a can is more d-bag hipster than Blue Moon, which is just bad.
PBR in a can is so self-consciously low-brow hip and it tastes awful.

A lot of people serve Blue Moon with an orange slice, but I like a little ketchup in mine.

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[Inky_Wretch]

How can I tell if I'm a hipster or just hip?
I think I'm the latter, but I fear being the former.

If you like any of the stuff on this site:
http://www.mrhipster.com/

It's too late for you.

You can also consult this: http://www.randomhouse.com/features/urbanhipster/

Or just take this:

http://www.randomhouse.com/features/urbanhipster/quiz.html

You scare me sometimes.

 

[luckyducky]

Did the bartender commute to work on a fixed-speed bicycle with narrow handlebars?

FTW.