If THIS guy's getting some ...

[playthrough]

That's a full-service hooker. Not so easy to find anymore.

(so I hear)

 

[Batman]

This reminds me of a story...
At the Olympics one year, the media had to share sleeping quarters, two fellas to a room.
So, a friend of mine is sharing with a larger colleague -- a very big dude, actually. My friend comes home from a night on the town, opens the door, and there's his roomie, with a hooker on her knees in front of him, dead-lifting his guts out of the way so she could service his revolver.

There's a joke about her winning the gold in the clean-and-jerk in there somewhere, but like this Mexican's ****, damned if I can find it.

I have this image of her getting tired and just resting the dude's gut on top of her head.

 

[Songbird]

too funny.

 

[Steak Snabler]

who said he was getting some? i really wonder if he can find his doohickey.

THERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM KISSING HIS FIANCEE!!

That's only first base...home plate will have to be unearthed.

Just because you're getting married, doesn't mean your getting any. Just ask Gary Coleman's wife.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Think they'll be playing the Mission: Impossible theme in the honeymoon suite?

I know they're on different boards, but this was the first thread title that caught my attention after seeing the Scarlett Johansen off the market thread. Yikes

 

[Double J]

I plan to tell my sons daily, when they get a bit older, that they should aspire to be rock stars if they want to get laid regularly. If Steven Tyler and Lemmy Kilmister can get laid......nuff said.

 

[Batman]

Think they'll be playing the Mission: Impossible theme in the honeymoon suite?

I know they're on different boards, but this was the first thread title that caught my attention after seeing the Scarlett Johansen off the market thread. Yikes

Maybe Scarlett's a chubby chaser.

 

[schiezainc]

And he has bigger tits.

Ok, actually, his tits are a zip code.

His tits have their own congressional districts.

CNN just reported that John McCain is going to campaign on this guy's right tit Monday and cross over to the left for a fundraiser Tuesday night.

 

[imjustagirl]

DAMMIT! I should have made a schieza crack.

Missed opportunity.

 

[schiezainc]

DAMMIT! I should have tried to get this guys number.

Missed opportunity.

Fixed.

 

[imjustagirl]

DAMMIT! I should have tried to get this guys number.

Missed opportunity.

Fixed.

Funnier than your usual effort, which is damning with faint praise.

Perhaps in second grade you'll learn how to use apostrophes.

 

[schiezainc]

Funnier than your usual effort, which is damning with faint praise.

Perhaps in second grade you'll learn how to use apostrophes.

Im' hoping I d'ont.

 

[RedSmithClone]

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[Songbird]

How bad must that crotch sweat reek?

 

[schiezainc]

How bad must that crotch sweat reek?

Actually, it probably smells like fried chicken. I'm sure when she's blowing him, she's really thinking: "I could use some KFC right now".

 

[The Granny]

How bad must that crotch sweat reek?

Actually, it probably smells like fried chicken. I'm sure when she's blowing him, she's really thinking: "I could use some KFC right now".

I'm saying more like relish. Or a Maxwell Street polish. Whichever.

 

[schiezainc]

I just wonder how big his toilet is. Also, I feel really bad for his girlfriend if he ever hot-boxes her.

 

[The Granny]

I just wonder how big his toilet is. Also, I feel really bad for his girlfriend if he ever hot-boxes her.

He's got chunks of gals like me in his stool.

 

[Songbird]

I'd love to see her ride him.

 

[slappy4428]

I just wonder how big his toilet is. Also, I feel really bad for his girlfriend if he ever hot-boxes her.

He's got chunks of gals like me in his stool.

Well colour me slightly sickened by that