If Taco Bell could add one more ingredient ...

[HejiraHenry]

What would you choose?

I realize this thread will not end well.

Am I the only person who ever had a Taco Bell BLT taco? It must have been in the mid-90s.

A guy in the office tonight recommends mushrooms.

Your thoughts?

 

[BYH]

I'd vote for adding an ingredient that's edible.

I've had food poisoning once in my life. Thank you Taco Bell, circa summer of '91. Fortunately stuff was coming out only the back end for a week until I finally went to a doctor.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Food

 

[Barsuk]

What would you choose?

I realize this thread will not end well.

Am I the only person who ever had a Taco Bell BLT taco? It must have been in the mid-90s.

A guy in the office tonight recommends mushrooms.

Your thoughts?

I'm not sure I understand the question, but I'll add that I loved the BLT soft taco.

 

[WScribblySh]

Flavorful meat would be my suggestion.

 

[mike311gd]

Taco Bell doesn't need anything else. The Bell is perfect the way it is, no matter what BYH says.

 

[Pancamo]

Diapers.

 

[Write-brained]

Horseradish.

 

[mike311gd]

Horseradish.

What good would that do at Taco Bell?

 

[old_tony]

I had never been to a Taco Bell until they introduced the Taco Supreme in around 1978 or '79. It basically added sour cream and diced tomato to their regular taco. Went there and had one and have been loving the Bell ever since.

As to the question asked for this thread, I first thought would echo HejiraHenry's co-worker and go with mushrooms, but I have since decided they should add ranch dressing to everything.

 

[amraeder]

Jalapenos

 

[Write-brained]

Horseradish.

What good would that do at Taco Bell?

I like Horseradish dammit ... beats refried beans ..

 

[slappy4428]

Cowbell.

It needs more cowbell.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

The antidote.

 

[Rosie]

The antidote.

We have a winner!

I don't think I've eaten at a Taco Hell in over 20 years.

 

[Shaggy]

Grape jelly.

 

[Chi City 81]

Semen and feces ... wait, you said add.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

I've had food poisoning once in my life. Thank you Taco Bell, circa summer of '91. Fortunately stuff was coming out only the back end for a week until I finally went to a doctor.

I love Mexican food and in spite of that, I also used to like Taco Bell. I don't know if what I had could technically be called food poisoning, I wasn't quite as ill as BYH describes. But I noticed in the mid-1990s that something was amiss a few times in a row and I have not tempted fate again. I've yet to have a bad experience at Baja Fresh. It's not quite the real thing, but it's much closer to it than Taco Bell is. And I haven't felt ill.

 

[ballscribe]

Meat, by definition, does not come out of a tube.

So I'd add ... meat.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'd add a year-round addition of the Grilled Stuft Chicken Caesar Burrito.

The food of the gods.