If only his name was Eugene........

[Chef2]

Ax-wielding Louisiana man kills ex-wife, authorities say

Notice the shirt.

Money line.........Doran said Mark Owens may have been lying in wait for his ex-wife under the house she shared with her mother in Chalmette.

 

[tapintoamerica]

SEC family values.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

You know, if you're definitely going to become a murderer anyway, you might as well become an ax murderer because it sounds way cooler.

 

[Vombatus]

Just couldn't hack it any longer.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Nice homage with the thread title.

 

[Chef2]

It just means more.