I just had the best lunch in the history of lunches.......BURP.....

[Chef]

From a local BBQ place........

Large Ribeye Sandwich (topped with mushrooms and onions) and a large order of tater tots.

Not quite a footlong hogie bun.....ribeye was made perfectly....massive number of tots, but not too much....

I am so full right now, if someone were to poke me with a needle, it would make Hiroshima sound like a firecracker.

burp

 

[Grimace]

Did you post this from your laptop while sitting on a toilet?

I'll say a prayer for your lower intestines.

 

[Rockbottom]

I would like to see you poke YOURSELF with a needle again ... Now THOSE are fun threads. That said, sounds like a sammich I could so pwn right now.

RB

 

[mustangj17]

I have to poop just from reading this.

 

[accguy]

Sounds pretty good. I'm guessing if it was the best lunch in the history of lunches, however, it would have included about three ice cold beers.

 

[spnited]

I doubt a steak sandwich and tater tots is the best lunch in the history of lunches.

 

[Grimace]

I'll have a steak sandwich and a. . .steak sandwich.

 

[Chef]

I doubt a steak sandwich and tater tots is the best lunch in the history of lunches.

What is your idea of a great lunch, O wise one?

A patty melt, followed by a nice tall glass of Metamucil?

I got an idea.....for dessert, why don't you have a nice bowl of shut the **** up.

 

[spnited]

Chef starts another thread about Chef, then complains when somebody has a little fun with it.
Are you that starved for attention.

 

[JayFarrar]

I had two tuna fish sandwiches and a handful of carrot chips.
Yummy!
It is and was clearly superior to your steak sandwich and tater tots.
A pox on you for eating food that actually sounds good as opposed to my somewhat healthy meal.
I also have 10 good toes.
So, again, I am superior to you in every way.
Carry on ...

 

[Chef]

Chef starts another thread about Chef, then complains when somebody has a little fun with it.
Are you that starved for attention.

I didn't complain once.

I offered up a lunch tip for you, followed by a tasty yet filling dessert tip.

Nary a complaint anywhere to be found.

 

[spnited]

Here's some dessert for you, Chef:

 

[Oggiedoggie]

We're doing a running sandwich of the month feature.

Last month was a BBQ place that serves chopped brisket, turkey, bacon, two kinds of cheese and housemade BBQ aioli on grilled Texas toast.

When I reach my next Weight Watcher's goal, I'm going to celebrate with one.

 

[spnited]

But it still won't be the best lunch in the history of lunches, oggie.

Chef already settled that.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I'm willing to settle for second-best.

 

[Football_Bat]

Chef after his meal:

"Bugger off!"

 

[Grimace]

Ewwwwwwww.

I've only watched that scene once.

"Would you like a mint, sir? It's wafer thin."

Also, I think Chef and spnited should go to lunch together.

 

[EmbassyRow]

Chef...is this from that Cattlemen's place I seem to remember?

 

[Chef]

Chef...is this from that Cattlemen's place I seem to remember?

Negative.

Plank's

Cattlemen's does make a delightful Chicken Fried Steak that is roughly the size of a frisbee.

 

[EmbassyRow]

...and believe you me, it comes back out in full frisbee form...