How to throw an outstanding bachelor party

[boots]

Been given the honor of helping coordinate one. What is needed to make one swing and what can we do without?

 

[OTD]

No hookers, Stanley!

 

[slappy4428]

Been given the honor of helping coordinate one. What is needed to make one swing and what can we do without?

I am passing on the layup...

 

[zeke12]

I never pass on the bunny, slap.

 

[SoSueMe]

Here's mine in a nutshell:

1) Rented an RV/coach/Limo thing (it sat 18 people, came with a fridge, bathroom and sink)
2) Got several tickets to local MLB game with afternoon start time - which happened to be a Fox game of the week
3) Headed to the game early, tailgated listening to music we grew up with, laughed our asses off
4) Had a throwing/pitching contest in the pitching/radar cage thing - while already buzzing of course. It ended with us throwing opposite hand and laughing harder
5) Got drunk(er) throughout game, enjoyed game and weather
6) Went for all-you-can-buffet at local Casino
7) Did some gambling
8) Did some bar hopping - hitting all our old haunts
9) Strip joints, strip joints, strip joints - for about two hours
10) Headed home after wheeling through McDonalds for late-night food
11) All passed out with 40-year-old Virgin playing

I paid for nothing. Had a blast. Stayed safe (with a driver, no hookers, no hanky panky)

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Marge, did you hear that? She called me a baboon. A baboon. The harriest, smelliest, ugliest animal ever.

Edit: Ooops, this was meant for BYH's Simpsons thread. DOH!

 

[boots]

Here's mine in a nutshell:

1) Rented an RV/coach/Limo thing (it sat 18 people, came with a fridge, bathroom and sink)
2) Got several tickets to local MLB game with afternoon start time - which happened to be a Fox game of the week
3) Headed to the game early, tailgated listening to music we grew up with, laughed our asses off
4) Had a throwing/pitching contest in the pitching/radar cage thing - while already buzzing of course. It ended with us throwing opposite hand and laughing harder
5) Got drunk(er) throughout game, enjoyed game and weather
6) Went for all-you-can-buffet at local Casino
7) Did some gambling
8) Did some bar hopping - hitting all our old haunts
9) Strip joints, strip joints, strip joints - for about two hours
10) Headed home after wheeling through McDonalds for late-night food
11) All passed out with 40-year-old Virgin playing

I paid for nothing. Had a blast. Stayed safe (with a driver, no hookers, no hanky panky)

I like it.