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PhilaYank36
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25, though my body feels more like 52
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bostonbred
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19.
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Cadet
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Happy Birthday, SSM!
I'm much too young to feel this damn old.
I'm much too young to feel this damn old.
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PhilaYank36
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Happy birthday, SSM
LiveStrong
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bydesign77
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hit the big 3-0 this february
sportschick
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SoSueMe said:
If I'd know, I'd have started a "Happy Birthday, SoSueMe" thread.
Happy birthday!
And I'm 31, although the shoe saleslady yesterday thought I was shopping for prom shoes. Like a teenage can walk as well as I do in heels.
Piotr Rasputin
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential, really . . . . . .
Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really.
At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
OK, I'm 32.
Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really.
At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
OK, I'm 32.
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34, 35 next month
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PhilaYank36
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There are better movies for that, say, Blazing Saddles. And Cadet, you never mentioned how long in the tooth you are.
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Cadet
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Ask me on Saturday.
crusoes
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sportschick said:
Enjoy it, chickie. You'll be called "ma'am" soon enough.
crusoes
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Oh. 49.
pressboxer
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PhilaYank36 said:
I was always told there are two questions you never ask of a lady: How much she weighs and how old she is. Of course, asking the latter can help prevent those pesky statutory charges ...
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Chi City 81
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None of your god damned business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
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