How evil are you?

[alleyallen]

I can't help but think I'm a little weird, but I like these kinds of tests. One of my favorites is the "What's Your Pirate Name" test. But the tops of all time is the purity test.

If you've never taken it, the test determines how pure, or unpure, you really are based on 100 questions (or 250, or 500, or 1,000, in some cases).

I guess what's sad is my score on that test has increased every year, yet I don't feel all that much more unpure. In 1999 it was like 39 percent unpure. By 2001 it was 51 percent unpure. Here it is 2006 and I'm around 68 percent unpure. In another couple of years I bet I'll have a couple of warrants out on me.

 

[busdriver]

I think that I passed the test quit well if I do say so myself I will let your minds wonder on that or you all know who to ask

 

[alleyallen]

OK, this is really bad. Either I've done more than I thought I had or I'd forgotten some stuff since the last time I'd taken the test, because I just took it again, and while I rushed through it, the results say I'm only 19 percent pure. And when you remove all the homosexuality questions, that doesn't leave much undone.

Eek.

 

[TrooperBari]

Angelic?

I demand a second opinion!

Um, note the "x" in xsportschick ... you have me confused with sportschick, I think...

I was referring to my results, actually.

 

[Meatwad]

I didn't realize knowing who Michael Palin was made me Pure Evil

 

[Inky_Wretch]

You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

 

[busdriver]

just so everyone knowes I am Angelic and I think that certain people can vouch for me on that.

 

[Armchair_QB]

When I took the test, it spit this out:

Guess I'm evil and I look like Tom Skeritt.

 

[busdriver]

you poor thing.sorry