Hot Rod

[Chef]

Phoenix (AP)--A Phoenix surgeon is in trouble--for making a patient's privates public. Mayo Clinic Hospital administrators say Dr. Adam Hansen has admitted taking a photo of a patient's tatooed genitals during an operation and showing it to other doctors.

The mad had the words "Hot Rod" tattooed on his PENIS.

Now, the patient, a strip club owner, says he plans to consult a lawyer.

OK; why oh why in the hell would you get a TATTOO on your schlong?

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Does it read "Hd" when he's flaccid?

 

[ondeadline]

Never mind that it had to be pleasant to have the tattoo put on. Yikes!

 

[User 1019]

Methinks that doc's going to have to come off some serious cabbage to fix this.

 

[thegrifter]

how the hell does that get back to someone? seriously. someone must really hate the doc to go seek out this patient and give him the news.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

TTIBWOP

 

[Chef]

TTIBWOP

indeed.

 

[StormSurge]

Unavailable for comment:

 

[mike311gd]

My first gym teacher used to call me "Hot Rod" because I was the fastest kid in class.

Maybe I was just a ****.

 

[User 1019]

Where's the Asian dong guy when you need him?

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

 

[PhilaYank36]

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a thread about Roddy Piper. Please continue.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Investigating:

 

[Chef]

Where's the Asian dong guy when you need him?

Banging Harrison Ford.

 

[Chef]

It's like the old joke where the guy goes to a whorehouse....says he needs a woman for the evening.

Gets an apparent rookie at the business.

Man and woman go upstairs to a room, 5 minutes later, she comes back down with a freaked-out look on her face.

She says, "This ******* has a tattoo on his **** that says, "Eat at Joes!"

Madame takes over....45 minutes later, comes back downstairs with a happy look on her face....takes the rookie aside and says...."Yeah....the tattoo said "Eat at Joes Bar and Grill in Alamogordo, New Mexico."

 

[mike311gd]

You're full of funny today, huh, Chef?

 

[PCLoadLetter]

how the hell does that get back to someone? seriously. someone must really hate the doc to go seek out this patient and give him the news.

One of the members of the surgical staff was pissed off that hey doctor would take a photo of a patient's **** during surgery and anonymously tipped off the newspaper. The paper called the hospital, the doctor admitted it and called the patient so he wouldn't have to see it first in the paper.

I love how the guy is angling for a lawsuit, going on about how he was so violated and how emotionally difficult it's been. This is a dude who owns a titty bar and has "HOT ROD" tattooed on his ****. Yeah, he sounds like a delicate flower.

 

[Hammer Pants]

Does it read "Hd" when he's flaccid?

No.

I think it says "Hot Rod"

 

[dooley_womack1]

Doing what the doctor did surely violates the penal code in some way.

 

[DisembodiedOwlHead]

Big Samberg fan.