Hot Pockets now save lives

[TheSportsPredictor]

Apartment dweller missed crash by minutes

Jason Bartley’s spur-of-the-moment purchase of a pizza Hot Pocket and a breakfast Hot Pocket kept him away from his apartment a few minutes longer than he had planned — the apartment that was destroyed in the inferno that erupted during the plane crash that killed nine people Tuesday on the eastern edge of Akron.

Hot pockets are now like kale and blueberries.

 

[Ace]

Do we have video of him purchasing those hot pockets? Can a media outlet request a colonoscopy to confirm? How do we know he didn't really buy Twizzlers?

 

[JohnHammond]

Bartley decided to stop at Dollar General for that night’s dinner and the next morning’s breakfast.

 

[Riptide]

 

[Batman]

Meh. The fire escape will get him.

 

[BDC99]

Bartley decided to stop at Dollar General for that night’s dinner and the next morning’s breakfast.

Noodling around on the computer. Uh-huh.

 

[JohnHammond]

GoFundMe is the new form of moral hazard. What ever happened to buying renter's insurance?

https://www.gofundme.com/2w9s2ayc

 

[Riptide]

GoFundMe is the new form of moral hazard. What ever happened to buying renter's insurance?

https://www.gofundme.com/2w9s2ayc

Next week's headline: "Stoner Cashes In on Karma."

 

[Vombatus]

Seems like robbers should be able to track down gofundme people.