Holy crap! What are the odds? Mickey Rourke busted for DUI!!!

[BYH]

Such a clean-living guy! Busted while driving his scooter. But I thought he was the Motorcycle Boy? Maybe he was going to watch the fish.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_en_mo/people_mickey_rourke

The funniest/scariest thing: Look at the side view mug shot. This is one battered and doctored face:

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I'll admit... when I first saw the thread title I thought it said Mickey Rooney...

 

[imjustagirl2]

What's with the Satanic facial hair?

 

[old_tony]

I'll admit... when I first saw the thread title I thought it said Mickey Rooney...

Exactly the same thing for me. I'm thinking, "Wow, he's pretty old to be driving even sober."

 

[slappy4428]

Did he get road rash on his head from falling off his motorcycle?

 

[Write-brained]

"I need fuel!"


Looks like he had a full tank of fuel.

 

[Write-brained]

Poor Mickey. What are you going to do when you can't work, you can't **** and you can't fight?

 

[Write-brained]

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

 

[Tom Petty]

hey, he looks happy.

 

[Write-brained]

So much for my attempt at a Barfly-jack ...

 

[Football_Bat]

So much for my attempt at a Barfly-jack ...

At first I thought it was a Burden Brothers-jack.

 

[cranberry]

Another 'rink for all my frens!