HEY! RAT FACE!!!!

[Killick]

Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/10/snorkeler.shot.ap/index.html

Root of the problem comes in the fifth graf, I think...

William Roderick, 60, of Reedsport, has been charged with assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm, and possession of methamphetamine and marijuana. He was being held in the county jail.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Meth and weed? An odd combination, to say the least. Of course, I've always been partial to coke and quaaludes.

 

[Lamar Mundane]

I'd like to see the grill on the victim. How do you make that mistake without the being under the influence.

I'd love to attend that trial.

Defense attorney: Why did you shoot the "alleged victim?"

Mr. Roderick: Well, dadgum, just look at that feller. Tell me he don't look like a rat, a bigun at that. I was fraid fo my life. Tell, me your honor, you wouldn't have done the same. Specially with a little meth and Chronic in your system.

Judge: You, Mr. Rat face were asking for it. Case dismissed.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Is Rat Face any relation to Ferrett Face?

 

[Killick]

 

[Ellis Redding]

Is that Krzyzewski?

 

[Killick]

Si.