Hey guys

[KillYoSelf]

I am just a noobie trying to make friends. Did I come to the right place?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Killyoself.

 

[KillYoSelf]

Hey TSP, how is it going?

 

[EStreetJoe]

Only if you fetch us beers (or hard alcoholic drinks) and agree with everything we say

 

[spikechiquet]

1) Give beer
2) Stay away from politics for at least the first, oh... 10,000 posts
2a) Don't pick fights
3) Play Sheep the next time it opens up
4) Ignore the trolls (you'll figure them out pretty quickly)
5) Fetch me another beer already!

 

[KillYoSelf]

Thanks for the warm welcome. Look forward to hearty discussion. And I never let politics get in the way of being right.

Beers and shot all around. And here's some beer. Cheers.

 

[MisterCreosote]

 

[jr/shotglass]

KYS, I've survived while following only three of the six rules. ;D

Welcome aboard.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

1) Give beer
2) Stay away from politics for at least the first, oh... 10,000 posts
2a) Don't pick fights
3) Play Sheep the next time it opens up
4) Ignore the trolls (you'll figure them out pretty quickly)
5) Fetch me another beer already!

6) Don't use words such as "Guys" to describe the men and women on the board. Some might lash out at you.

 

[KillYoSelf]

Handsome, let me ask you a question.

 

[BDC99]

Oh, goody, another sock puppet. :

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

Handsome, let me ask you a question.

Yes?

 

[KillYoSelf]

Handsome, let me ask you a question.

Yes?

I was referring to Handsome Harley.

 

[BDC99]

Handsome, let me ask you a question.

Yes?

KYS does not appear to have a sense of humor.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Does he have "scoops"?

 

[BDC99]

or "boots"?

 

[dooley_womack1]

What cornfield did he come from?

 

[Gator]

Only if you fetch us beers (or hard alcoholic drinks) and agree with everything we say

I thought this "Get us beers, noob" stuff on message boards went out of style right around the same time people stopped needing to use www. before a website. It reeks of late 1990s.

 

[jr/shotglass]

No, it still works.

Recalibrate.

Recalibrate.

 

[Gator]

No, it still works.

Enjoy your fake beer.