Hey guys

[RonClements]

This might be the best thread ever created solely based on its weirdness.

 

[KillYoSelf]

 

[outofplace]

I thought it was smells.

OK, um, feels like the first time?

No, I mean what is like being Handsome?

Oh, you'll have to ask my wife. She's the only one who thinks so.

The name comes from my favorite pro wrestler of all-time, who early in his career, went by "Handsome" Harley Race.

So, no handsome, and no Harleys. :-\

Don't mess with Harley.

 

[spikechiquet]

I thought it was smells.

OK, um, feels like the first time?

No, I mean what is like being Handsome?

Oh, you'll have to ask my wife. She's the only one who thinks so.

The name comes from my favorite pro wrestler of all-time, who early in his career, went by "Handsome" Harley Race.

So, no handsome, and no Harleys. :-\

Don't mess with Harley.

Don't make me pull out a Bob Backlund chicken wing of death!

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Well, his first nickname was "Mad Dog" Harley Race, so there is that.

Of course, the overwhelming consensus, I imagine, is I'm probably more of a mad dog than handsome.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

It's OK dude, I'm considered quite handsome.
I was a prom king.

 

[Batman]

It's OK dude, I'm considered quite handsome.
I was a prom king.

Yeah, but weren't you home-schooled?

 

[HandsomeHarley]

It's OK dude, I'm considered quite handsome.
I was a prom king.

Yeah, but weren't you home-schooled?

Well played.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I thought it was smells.

OK, um, feels like the first time?

No, I mean what is like being Handsome?u

Oh, you'll have to ask my wife. She's the only one who thinks so.

The name comes from my favorite pro wrestler of all-time, who early in his career, went by "Handsome" Harley Race.

So, no handsome, and no Harleys. :-\

Don't mess with Harley.

There was that guy in Missouri in the 70s who had bullied this small town into fearing him and, after shooting an old man and getting out of jail, boasted tht he would kill the guy the next time he saw him. Someone finally shot and killed the bully in the town square and nobody in the town claimed to know who killed him. There was a book and movie on the bully.

Supposedly, though, years earlier, the bully was in this bar where Harley was in. As the story goes, the bully was acting up and Harley smacked him off the bar stool and dared him to get up again. The bully stayed down.

As the man said, don't mess with Harley.

 

[Batman]

I thought it was smells.

OK, um, feels like the first time?

No, I mean what is like being Handsome?u

Oh, you'll have to ask my wife. She's the only one who thinks so.

The name comes from my favorite pro wrestler of all-time, who early in his career, went by "Handsome" Harley Race.

So, no handsome, and no Harleys. :-\

Don't mess with Harley.

There was that guy in Missouri in the 70s who had bullied this small town into fearing him and, after shooting an old man and getting out of jail, boasted tht he would kill the guy the next time he saw him. Someone finally shot and killed the bully in the town square and nobody in the town claimed to know who killed him. There was a book and movie on the bully.

Supposedly, though, years earlier, the bully was in this bar where Harley was in. As the story goes, the bully was acting up and Harley smacked him off the bar stool and dared him to get up again. The bully stayed down.

As the man said, don't mess with Harley.

And then, a few years later, Dalton beat the crap out of the guy at the Double Deuce.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

It's OK dude, I'm considered quite handsome.
I was a prom king.

Yeah, but weren't you home-schooled?

Only elite private schooling for FART.
I was sent to a military school.
You can understand my rebellious streak.

 

[Riptide]

There was that guy in Missouri in the 70s who had bullied this small town into fearing him and, after shooting an old man and getting out of jail, boasted tht he would kill the guy the next time he saw him. Someone finally shot and killed the bully in the town square and nobody in the town claimed to know who killed him. There was a book and movie on the bully.

Supposedly, though, years earlier, the bully was in this bar where Harley was in. As the story goes, the bully was acting up and Harley smacked him off the bar stool and dared him to get up again. The bully stayed down.

As the man said, don't mess with Harley.

Ken Rex McElroy.

Nasty bugger all the way.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/16/us/16bully.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

I miss Dickie.

 

[Paynendearse]

1) Give beer
2) Stay away from politics for at least the first, oh... 10,000 posts
2a) Don't pick fights
3) Play Sheep the next time it opens up
4) Ignore the trolls (you'll figure them out pretty quickly)
5) Fetch me another beer already!

If you discuss politics, make sure you wear a blue shirt.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

1) Give beer
2) Stay away from politics for at least the first, oh... 10,000 posts
2a) Don't pick fights
3) Play Sheep the next time it opens up
4) Ignore the trolls (you'll figure them out pretty quickly)
5) Fetch me another beer already!

If you discuss politics, make sure you wear a blue shirt.

This board ought to have a sickle and hammer logo in the corner, right?

 

[outofplace]

1) Give beer
2) Stay away from politics for at least the first, oh... 10,000 posts
2a) Don't pick fights
3) Play Sheep the next time it opens up
4) Ignore the trolls (you'll figure them out pretty quickly)
5) Fetch me another beer already!

If you discuss politics, make sure you wear a blue shirt.

If you want to constantly violate the rule against political discussion and get away with it, be sure to wear red. ;D

 

[KillYoSelf]

Couldn't find my thing. :'(

 

[Songbird]

Hey guys, this is funny. Looks like he's hooked up to an electric chair once he realizes the lizard is on him.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=839720196039962

 

[Colton]

There was that guy in Missouri in the 70s who had bullied this small town into fearing him and, after shooting an old man and getting out of jail, boasted tht he would kill the guy the next time he saw him. Someone finally shot and killed the bully in the town square and nobody in the town claimed to know who killed him. There was a book and movie on the bully.

Supposedly, though, years earlier, the bully was in this bar where Harley was in. As the story goes, the bully was acting up and Harley smacked him off the bar stool and dared him to get up again. The bully stayed down.

As the man said, don't mess with Harley.

Ken Rex McElroy.

Nasty bugger all the way.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/16/us/16bully.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Thanks for the link, Rip. Very interesting story. (Well done by the townspeople, BTW!)