Hey gang!

[Ace]

Been away for a bit. I've been doing some stand-up comedy so I have saved all my funny for the stage.

Stand-up is a lot like sports writing. A bunch of talented people willing to work for free!

It is a great way to focus your writing, get a high one night from the reaction and a low the next.

Did I miss anything?

 

[Donny in his element]

You missed everything.

The Plain Dealer even hired a former Googler.

 

[Ace]

You missed everything.

The Plain Dealer even hired a former Googler.

Dammit! My timing always sucked.

Even in stand-up I sometimes tell the punchline before the setup.

 

[MisterCreosote]

So, do we get to hear some of your material, or what?

PS -- Welcome back! Glad you're well...

 

[Ace]

So, do we get to hear some of your material, or what?

PS -- Welcome back! Glad you're well...

Last night an experienced comic told me that I should stay in my lane but swerve.

I had a lot of time to ponder that on the way home while I waited for the tow truck.

 

[dixiehack]

Been away for a bit. I've been doing some stand-up comedy so I have saved all my funny for the stage.

Stand-up is a lot like sports writing. A bunch of talented people willing to work for free!

It is a great way to focus your writing, get a high one night from the reaction and a low the next.

Did I miss anything?

We're back on triple secret probation because ... reasons I guess.

 

[Riptide]

Jemele Hill got uppity. Prominent posters are pissed!

 

[CD Boogie]

You missed the potluck and the white elephant. Convenient how you're back just in time for the high holy days. Don't give this guy ****!

 

[Vombatus]

Are you using any material from sj.com?

DO NOT DRAFT OFF OUR HEAT!!!!

 

[CD Boogie]

Are you using any material from sj.com?

DO NOT DRAFT OFF OUR HEAT!!!!

Unless it's drafting off 3 octave fart

 

[Buck]

Here's Ace working on new material with his comedy mentor:

 

[MisterCreosote]

"Halibut. Halibut. Thank you and good night!"

 

[Vombatus]

Ace started out as a child...

 

[Pilot]

Are you using any material from sj.com?

DO NOT DRAFT OFF OUR HEAT!!!!

"She's a 6!"

"Get it!? Get it?? ... god damn it."

 

[Jake_Taylor]

It's great to be here at the Looney Bin in Oklahoma City. I always love it anytime I can perform within 15 minutes of Tahoe.

 

[typefitter]

I was watching a good Vice doc series on standup you might like, Ace. It's called Funny How? I think it's online.

 

[Vombatus]

Have you ever been to the Children's section of Barnes & Noble?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Been away for a bit. I've been doing some stand-up comedy so I have saved all my funny for the stage.

Stand-up is a lot like sports writing. A bunch of talented people willing to work for free!

It is a great way to focus your writing, get a high one night from the reaction and a low the next.

Did I miss anything?

So how's the veal?

 

[Donny in his element]

So how's the veal?

...speaking of, what's the deal with airline food?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

...speaking of, what's the deal with airline food?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?