Hey East Texas! Look out for this one smurfing in your drug store

[Point of Order]

4 ETX women plead guilty to meth 'smurfing'

http://www.ktre.com/story/17337065/4-etx-women-plead-guilty-to-meth-smurfing

 

[Steak Snabler]

You're burying the lede. Her name is Autumn Broadway.

 

[Point of Order]

You're burying the lede. Her name is Autumn Broadway.

Well she's having a helluva spring!

 

[LongTimeListener]

I ain't know nothin' bout Autumn, but Mattie Alabama Emerson done got framed. The cops is tryin to frame her.

(That picture of Broadway looks like if Amy Poehler got strung out.)