Hey boys . . .

[sportschick]

Jessica Alba's on the market.

Jessical Alba and boyfriend reportedly split

 

[Clever username]

In terms of hot celebrities: Meh.

 

[Chi City 81]

BFD.

 

[sportschick]

Oh **** all of y'all. I figured the horndogs would at last make me smile tonight since I'm in a foul mood, and you guy's are NOT HELPING!!!!!

 

[ifilus]

Jessica Alba's on the market.

Or not.

The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” a source tells Us. “[Cash] thinks its for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”

 

[friend of a friend]

OK, I'll try -- Yeah, I know, she already called me.

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

On the market, sort of how a house the size of an airplane hangar, or 700 hp Corvette are on the market?

 

[sportschick]

Jessica Alba's on the market.

Or not.

The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” a source tells Us. “[Cash] thinks its for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”

Stop trying to ruin my attempt to lure the horndogs out!!!!!

 

[Chi City 81]

PREPOSITION SENTENCE-ENDER!!!

 

[PHINJ]

I'd be willing to do booty calls for Jessica, but I'm really holding out for Scarlett.

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Jessica Alba's on the market.

Or not.

The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” a source tells Us. “[Cash] thinks its for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”

Stop trying to ruin my attempt to lure the horndogs out!!!!!

Release the horndogs?

 

[Lone_Star_Speed]

Alba does nothing for me.

 

[friend of a friend]

Feel better, SC?

 

[sportschick]

Yes. I was waiting on the horndogs to be released.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Jessica proceeds from a false assumption,.

I am quite married, and definitely NOT available.

Tempted and intrigued by her luminous beauty and charms, yes.

Available, nope.

EDIT: Love the way she dumped dude. In Europe, overseas phone call: "I'm not in love with you anymore." Then has her ASSISTANT gather her belongings from the home they shared.

Cold as Ice.

 

[AgatePage]

I, however, am available. And Jessica, you can visit me any time.

 

[amraeder]

Where I'm living, most girls from somewhere else look good. Jessica Alba's off the charts.
Of course, I was told that wanting a girl who shaves and bathes every day was way too high of standards for where I live.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Judging by the new sidesaddle, I'd say some tat guy pulled an Alba on the Time Online champ. But if a woman starts a thread titled "Hey boys...", no way any male on the board is not gonna click it.

 

[Football_Bat]

I'd rather F- Jessica Rabbit than that skank.

 

[imjustagirl2]

EDIT: Love the way she dumped dude. In Europe, overseas phone call: "I'm not in love with you anymore." Then has her ASSISTANT gather her belongings from the home they shared.

Cold as Ice.

Precisely my thought. 2 1/2 years, and the best you can do is an overseas phone call and your assistant?

Kids today.