Help me win a contest

[Jim Tom Pinch]

Our newpaper is renaming our local news "B" section.

Any suggestions?

 

[Ace]

B+

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Our newpaper is renaming our local news "B" section.

Any suggestions?

B-Town
B-Diddy
2

That's all I got.

 

[pressmurphy]

B+

Or, if it's a Gannett pub, try B-minus.

 

[SCEditor]

"Stuff not good/interesting enough for 1A"

 

[Chi City 81]

B: We Work Just As Hard As The A Section

 

[tonysoprano]

B.K.C. (Beatings, Killings and Corruption)
Because you have nothing else better to do
Best way we can still make money
Better enjoy. Tomorrow we'll cut 4 pages from this section.

 

[Jim Tom Pinch]

I kind of knew I was going to get more wisecracks than winners. But I figured that would be just as entertaining. Didn't anticipate the reference to B was going to spawn all the material.

 

[tonysoprano]

You want wisecracks, may I suggest the thread about the journalism motto, or especially Paris Hilton's diary when she was in jail. You will be sobbing laughing, trust me. Brilliant stuff.

 

[JayFarrar]

LOCAL NEWS

 

[hankschu]

This thread reminds me of a contest my paper had decades ago when we first got ATEX computers and they kept ****ing up. The paper printed a newsletter with tips on using the system and had a contest to name the newsletter. My colleague Bill, a great and funny fellow, actually submitted the entry "ATEX Ataxia."
He's out of the business now.

 

[2underpar]

i thought this was a Seinfeld thread.

 

[wisportswriter]

i thought this was a Seinfeld thread.

And everyone else is now playing for second.

 

[wannabeu]

B All We Can B.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

B-List.

 

[Write-brained]

The front page, too.

 

[slappy4428]

Brooklyn... wait, wrong contest

 

[mustangj17]

The B's knees.

 

[pressboxramblings07]

Part Deux

 

[mike311gd]

The B's knees.

"Dude, I've gotta ask: What is it with you and bees?"