Heidi Klum: Now Available!

[ifilus]

NEW YORK — Seal and Heidi Klum have announced that their storybook marriage is coming to the end of the runway.

In a statement Sunday night, the power couple announced their separation after rumors swirled over the weekend that a divorce was imminent.

"While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul searching we have decided to separate," the joint statement read. "We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition. We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children's sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy."

The couple married in 2005 and has four children together, including the supermodel's daughter from a previous relationship.




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/23/seal-heidi-klum-announce-_n_1222724.html

 

[Football_Bat]

 

[imjustagirl]

I posted the TMZ report on FB on Saturday, I think. Stunned me then, surprises me still.

 

[Versatile]

I bet she kegels.

 

[Rhody31]

Dibs.

 

[Chef2]

In what ****ed universe do we live in where this.....

was married to and had several children with this creature.....

 

[qtlaw]

Paulina Porizkova & Ric Ocasek in mid 80's. Enough said.

 

[spikechiquet]

Is there like an application process I can get started on? Do I need a cover letter with references or is a picture of my dong enough?

 

[imjustagirl]

Is there like an application process I can get started on? Do I need a cover letter with references or is a picture of my dong enough?

For you? Skip the pic AND the references (only want people saying nice things) and just get started on the lies. :D

 

[mpcincal]

Paulina Porizkova & Ric Ocasek in mid 80's. Enough said.

To expand on that, he's a singer, enough said (See Eddie Murphy, Delirious)

To go back to the more specific point (which is well taken), Ocasek-Porizkova have been together for, what, going on 25 years now? The Cars dude may look goofy as hell, but he must have a whole lot going for him to keep her that long.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

In what ****ed universe do we live in where this.....

was married to and had several children with this creature.....

You seen the father of her first child? Flavio Briatore, former team principal of the Renault F1 team, seen here with the newer girlfriend.

 

[spikechiquet]

Is there like an application process I can get started on? Do I need a cover letter with references or is a picture of my dong enough?

For you? Skip the pic AND the references (only want people saying nice things) and just get started on the lies. :D

My lies are quite extensive though...and they are fabulous.

 

[spikechiquet]

In what ****ed universe do we live in where this.....

was married to and had several children with this creature.....

You seen the father of her first child? Flavio Briatore, former team principal of the Renault F1 team, seen here with the newer girlfriend.

And they let this woman have a TV show where she tells people what is good in fashion? Yikes! This girl has no taste.

 

[Lugnuts]

Show me the most beautiful women in the world, and I'll show you a guy posting a picture of a hot dog in a hallway.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Biggest upset of the weekend is that D_B didn't start this thread.

 

[Buck]

I spent the morning searing my cheeks with a red-hot butter knife in an effort to be more her type.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Whose that chick with Ed McMahon?

 

[imjustagirl]

I spent the morning searing my cheeks with a red-hot butter knife in an effort to be more her type.

This made me laugh out loud.

Whose that chick with Ed McMahon?

As did this. Well done, both of you.

 

[Second Thoughts]

Wouldn't want that leftover.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Man, this kinda saddens me. I mean, it gave fugly guys across the world some hope.