'Heathers' sequel? How will SJ.com handle it?

[CentralIllinoisan]

According to the newest issue of Entertainment Weekly:

"According to Winona Ryder, she and Heathers scripter Daniel Waters -- both at work on the dark comedy Sex and Death 101 -- are drumming up a sequel to the 1989 cult classic. "I've been (arguing), 'There's Heathers in the real world!" she says. "We have to keep going!"

 

[imjustagirl2]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Be nice... Winona needs work... ;D

 

[imjustagirl2]

Then she can do a movie about a washed-up actress who takes to shoplifting.

I'm sure she could find inspiration.

 

[BYH]

I believe the term "I will now light myself on fire" was invented for moments like this.

 

[Chi City 81]

How the **** are they going to pull this off? Winona has aged in dog years.

Is Martha Dumptruck still even alive?

 

[imjustagirl2]

BYH, I was thinking more "I just threw up a little in my mouth."

 

[Chi City 81]

BYH, I was thinking more "I just threw up a little in my mouth."

A little?

 

[BYH]

How the **** are they going to pull this off? Winona has aged in dog years.

Is Martha Dumptruck still even alive?

Yes. Despite getting run over in her wheelchair numerous times.

 

[imjustagirl2]

What's your damage, Winona?

 

[BYH]

What's your damage, Winona?

Her 30-something shoplifting bull**** angst now has a body count.

 

[Chi City 81]

Well, if Winona ends up dead in the next week or so, I never read this thread.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

They have been talking about this for about seven years... I still say it never gets made...

 

[Pancamo]

****ty movies deserve ****ty sequels.

 

[BYH]

Poor Pancamo: The Betty Finn of SportsJournalists.com.

 

[imjustagirl2]

He was a Bluebird. He was a Brownie. He was a Girl Scout cookie. We got him into SportsJournalists.com. What's our thanks? It's on the thread. We got paid in puke.

 

[tyler durden 71351]

Look, anything that gets Winona Ryder back in movies is OK by me. ****, I've had a massive crush on her since 1988.....and the whole shoplifting thing got blown out of proportion. A rich actress picked up some overpriced threads and forgot to pay for them...from what I hear, that happens more often than you think.

 

[ballscribe]

I bet Shannen Doherty will sign for a song. It's that or the Playboy layout for Brrrrrrenda at this point.

 

[dooley_womack1]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I concur.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

I bet Shannen Doherty will sign for a song. It's that or the Playboy layout for Brrrrrrenda at this point.

She has already done Playboy. March 1994.