Heat title headline suggestions?

[Gator]

"King gets his crown" is fairly obviously. Let the good, bad and absurd commence.

 

[SixToe]

Heat Wins Title, Cleveland Burns

 

[LongTimeListener]

Dr. Evil's Plan Works

 

[Armchair_QB]

Suck it Cleveland

 

[dooley_womack1]

Area team wins league title.

And LTL, why would Stern necessarily want LeBron to win a title?

 

[HanSenSE]

Sonic Bust might go over in Yakima.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Area team wins league title.

And LTL, why would Stern necessarily want LeBron to win a title?

I never thought they'd ride the "best without a title" the way Phil Mickelson did. They want LeBron to be the next Jordan.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

LeWon

 

[Armchair_QB]

Chokelahoma.

 

[MileHigh]

Good job, good effort

 

[slappy4428]

Cavs win 1st NBA title. Oh, wait

 

[Cubbiebum]

The obvious but by far best one to me is, "Hail to the King!"

 

[Rawbot]

"It's about damn time"

 

[MileHigh]

Seeing:

King Me!
Crowning Achievement
Kings of the court

 

[Cubbiebum]

Then there is, "OOOOklahoma: Where chocking is done right"

 

[MileHigh]

Not seeing where there was a choke by OKC. It lost in five, including by 15 in Game 5 on the road. Retief Goosen on the 72nd hole in Tulsa was Chokelahoma. This isn't.

 

[slappy4428]

If you don't chock the wheels, the car rolls down the hill. If the car rolls down the hill, it can crash. If it crashes, the insurance rates go up.If the insurance rates go up, you can't afford the house payment and have to live in the car. Chock the wheels, lest they fall of.

 

[MightyMouse]

"Game was in progress at press time. Visit our website for the result."

 

[doctorx]

Marlins loss casts pall over Heat triumph

 

[Mark2010]

If you can't stand the Heat, stay out of the kitchen